BARGHEST

[soulping]

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?

Comments

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[criticalbark]

And we'd do pretty much anything to win them, right? Except hurt ourselves.

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[recode]

That's really not a good way to put it. . . hm. "We're flexible and goal-oriented and we're willing to do what it takes to reach our goal"—?

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[criticalbark]

Oh, that works!

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[recode]

Next. . . .


[. . . .

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Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[criticalbark]

Um...home, maybe?

[ are u ok bella ]

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[recode]

[I'M FINE]

What kind of ridiculous question is that. . . .

. . . . nevermind your answer, Lupus, clearly this Echo isn't a trustworthy one if that's the kind of questions she's having us answer. Let's not.

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[criticalbark]

[ ?????? ]

I don't get it...

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[recode]

Remember there's a part two in this; if acting out being on the job reflects on our interview answers, then whatever we answer on this will be part of the second round. But in that case, what's the point of asking us to define suffering unless she wants us to suffer?

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[criticalbark]

We could just lie...

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[recode]

That's what I'm saying. So let's put in something like. . . flowers and glitter, or something like that.

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[criticalbark]

Okay!

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[recode]

As for the third, we've already answered that question so let's move on. Where do we see ourselves in fire years. . . . well, to be honest, I'm not really one to look that far ahead into the future when it's so uncertain right now. What about you, Lupus?

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[criticalbark]

With my friends.

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[recode]

Mm. Our weaknesses. . . Our weaknesses, I'd say, is that we're too good and we've got people on our team so cute it should be a crime. As for accomplishments, I suppose it's not losing any of those bad games so far?

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[criticalbark]

That works! And mistakes we've made could be letting ourselves die in the last bad game.

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[recode]

If we saw someone stealing secrets. . . well, that's obviously a bad thing, but it also depends on what those secrets are, isn't it?

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[criticalbark]

It depends on why they're stealing.

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[recode]

Yes. Well, I think I'd confront them about it, at least.

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[criticalbark]

So 'confront them and then tell depending on their reason'?

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[recode]

Yes, that sounds fine. As for describing our team. . . well, we're the best. Obviously.

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[criticalbark]

Obviously. And what motivates us is each other.

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[recode]

This interview is starting to make me uncomfortable with its odd questions. ....as for the next question, I'm not even dignifying it with a response.

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[criticalbark]

I could.

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[recode]

..

Okay.

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[criticalbark]

What would we make her for dinner...? I could hunt for her!

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[recode]

Hmm. . . .how about a steak? With some pudding at the end, maybe.

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[criticalbark]

That sounds good.

[ she stops and thinks for awhile... ]

14 is 55 degrees. [ NODNOD. ]

And I kill things all the time, because I hunt them for food! I don't enjoy doing it, but I'm a wolf.

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[recode]

. . . 55 degrees?

Okay. That's it for the round, I suppose. . .