soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-03-03 03:09 pm

RATATOSKR

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
thevoidsdarkhorse: (A toast!)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-03-04 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Nods.] I can do that. I know how to approach someone with a gun. Not too fast, gotta make him think he can take me out without hitting his panic button.
glorifiedtrash: <user name="heartfell" site="livejournal.com"> (Then we'll find someone else)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] glorifiedtrash 2014-03-04 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
All right then I guess I'm placing my faith in you. Let's keep our corrupt overlords in power and protect all the...robot...things.

[Plan Let's Beat Shit Up go!]
thevoidsdarkhorse: (Sup bitches~)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] thevoidsdarkhorse 2014-03-04 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Right-o! I'll try to get his aim off to the side too. Gives you as much room to work with and less likely to damage shit.

[Clearly we are good planners.]