RATATOSKR

[soulping]

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?

Comments

RULES

[soulping]

This game will be two rounds, and the first is just answering the questions! The second will be performing your job based on your answers. Both rounds will last one hour, and the winners will be the ones with the best performance in their job or the most amusing or sensible (to Nafuna) answers on their interview.

For the interview round, you are to answer all questions as a team. If your group is made up of members of multiple teams, then that counts as your single team for this game!

INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[soulping]

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[glorifiedtrash]

Oh, hunh. This is better than I thought.

[Sitting down at this table! And...helping himself to a donut, look he didn't eat lunch sue him.]

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

So.

Wanna answer for our team, or answer for what is gonna appeal to her most.

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[glorifiedtrash]

Do we know what will appeal to her? I've only talk to her the handful of times ♪.

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

She's under the belief that production is the means to profit, but only for a few, and everyone else can pretty much die so long as things are efficient.

[I'm not fond of her.]

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[glorifiedtrash]

Yeah, but there are dif-- [Stopping. YOU KNOW HE KNOWS SOME THINGS. But that might just be obnoxious in this case. Also, he is not Regal. HE CAN DO MATHS. Large business set-ups aren't his thing.] Aaaah, nevermind. Do you think you could even pull off giving her answers she likes?

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

For writing down, I can.

I'd just want to punch her in the face if I had to say it.

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

We're not here to be violent towards the Echo. [ We're here to WIN. ]

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[glorifiedtrash]

[Looking this paper over. ...Trying not to laugh.]

You'd better ask her if we can lie first. Because we are about as inefficient as it gets.

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

But wouldn't she know we were lying then?

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

...what's cross-sell?

TURN-IN

[soulping]

Re: TURN-IN

[glorifiedtrash]

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?
Ratatoskr covers the gamut of the social graces. From the top of society down to the poor dregs in forgotten allies, we can match them all. Loyal to a severe fault, exceedingly honest to those who pay our wages, capable of long hours and all-nighters. Construction is our strongest skill, but can be applied to all manner of tasks. Immovably goal-oriented.

2.) How would you define suffering?
Failure.

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?
Anything within legal limits as manipulated by the business elect as long as it doesn't trample on the success of others as well.

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?
Conquered the hell out of our assignment and the next ten assignments given, moving unstoppably onto the next.

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?
So good at our jobs we outmode ourselves from the system with our own productivity.

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Knocking irrational people the fuck out.

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
We were half-hearted in our goal once and as a result failed to achieve a satisfactory quota in the outcome.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?
Recover the stolen property for our employer and enact vigilante judgement.

9.) Describe your team.
Dignified, practical, hot as the sun, hardworking, tough as nails, in the zone.

10.) What motivates you?
Self-centered materialism.

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?
Dying before meeting a deadline.

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
Yes. Customer clothing is optional.

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
Paella, food of the gods and productive workers alike.

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.
Acute 30°
Reflex 330°

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
Yes. Yes.

talk to fairy maybe

[malthusian]

[ if you have questions, Nafuna's just hanging around the room, too. ]

ROUND 2

[soulping]

[ Congratulations! You are the ENFORCERS. You are responsible for keeping the peace in and around the workplace.

Your training scenario is simple -- a PARTICULARLY UNRULY PERSON has entered the factory, screaming about how your company is a pack of murderers and robber barons. He has some VERY LEGITIMATE POINTS, and it's true the company you work for is absolutely amoral. He is also waving a VERY LEGITIMATE GUN around. What do you do? ]

Re: ROUND 2

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

....as legitimate his points are, the fact he brought the gun kind of requires vigilante justice.

Re: ROUND 2

[glorifiedtrash]

...You know, I can almost tell why the Papal Knights are always after me. This does give you kind of a rush. If he shoots anyone productivity will go down; how are we going to handle this?

Re: ROUND 2

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Taking him down. He's kinda unhinged, I doubt reasoning is really good work.

...it's surprisingly affective to use attack from above.

Re: ROUND 2

[glorifiedtrash]

Question is, how do we do that? I'm not sure Nafuna's catwalks are stable, let alone usable.

Re: ROUND 2

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Maybe not the catwalks, but the rafters have to be. You gotta keep the building standing.

Re: ROUND 2

[glorifiedtrash]

[Looking up]

I think you are severely overestimating her level of care for this building. If it falls down she can always use the profits she made not fixing it to build another one equally as crappy.

[Spreading his hands]

I'm willing to live a little if you wanna try it, but it feels like I do have my magic. We could always just cheat.

Re: ROUND 2

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

I dunno, if there was one thing she'd need to maintain, it'd be the building. Considering if it goes, everything inside goes, including the product.

[Looking up at the rafters thoughtfully.]

[Ooooooh, but that.]

[She looks at him thoughtfully.] Got more than just healing?

TURN-IN

[soulping]

Re: TURN-IN

[glorifiedtrash]

Roxy will try to keep the guy talking while Zelos slips out of sight behind one of the automatons and casts lightning on the man with the intention of stunning him so his finger can't pull the trigger on the gun. Badass will then move in, disarm him and take him down.