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RATATOSKR
[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]
[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:
TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):
1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?
2.) How would you define suffering?
3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?
4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?
5.) What are your team's weaknesses?
6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?
7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?
9.) Describe your team.
10.) What motivates you?
11.) What makes you uncomfortable?
12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.
15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:
TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):
1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?
2.) How would you define suffering?
3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?
4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?
5.) What are your team's weaknesses?
6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?
7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?
9.) Describe your team.
10.) What motivates you?
11.) What makes you uncomfortable?
12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.
15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
ROUND 2
Your training scenario is simple -- a PARTICULARLY UNRULY PERSON has entered the factory, screaming about how your company is a pack of murderers and robber barons. He has some VERY LEGITIMATE POINTS, and it's true the company you work for is absolutely amoral. He is also waving a VERY LEGITIMATE GUN around. What do you do? ]
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...it's surprisingly affective to use attack from above.
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I think you are severely overestimating her level of care for this building. If it falls down she can always use the profits she made not fixing it to build another one equally as crappy.
[Spreading his hands]
I'm willing to live a little if you wanna try it, but it feels like I do have my magic. We could always just cheat.
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[Looking up at the rafters thoughtfully.]
[Ooooooh, but that.]
[She looks at him thoughtfully.] Got more than just healing?
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[He knows about stuff like this for REASONS all his shame, but whatever it's useful sometimes. Looking thoughtful as he feels his magic.]
I have lightning. If you distract him I'll keep out of sight and cast it. Should stun him enough for you to grab the gun and take him down before he can hurt anyone. Sound like a plan?
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[Plan Let's Beat Shit Up go!]
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[Clearly we are good planners.]