soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-03-03 03:12 pm

OMETOTCHTLI

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
lucciola: (pic#4851459)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] lucciola 2014-03-03 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah...

[questions :|a]
horsefacing: (don't need to feel this pain)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-03 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[not impressed with this shit]

The game is a questionnaire? This should be quick.
lucciola: (pic#4851457)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] lucciola 2014-03-04 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hopefully, yes.
horsefacing: (there's nothing there)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-04 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
What are our skills as a team?

Uh, we stick together, we trust each other... What else?
lucciola: (Default)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] lucciola 2014-03-04 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
We are nice? [I HOPE]
horsefacing: (slipping into your soul)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-04 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's fair. Should we add more? Will it sound like boasting?
lucciola: (pic#4780819)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] lucciola 2014-03-04 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
It should be enough. There are a lot of other questions too.
horsefacing: all keywords belong to Adventure Club (golden sunshine)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-04 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
So next question.

[he thinks for awhile] I think that suffering is pain, but it's personal. [flushing] But that's just what I think.
lucciola: (pic#4851434)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] lucciola 2014-03-04 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Aah. I agree. It is a ... rather personal question. Suffering can also be to see someone close to you suffer as well.
horsefacing: vuvuzela (with our eyes wide open)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-04 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[nods] That answers that. I have no idea how to approach the third question. I'll trust you on it.
lucciola: (pic#4851456)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] lucciola 2014-03-04 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
I do not know how to... respond to that either. I would like to say I would want to go as far as I could, as long as no one got hurt.
horsefacing: (and they break)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-04 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
That's fine. Let's just put that.

[stares at the next question] To answer that one? A better place. Alive. Not here.
lucciola: (pic#4851529)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] lucciola 2014-03-04 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
...I suppose that works. I do not know where I see myself in five years. I cannot remember enough to make a valid assumption.

... what would be our weaknesses...? We... are perhaps too nice?
horsefacing: (under the bright skies)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-04 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
I think so, we keep getting screwed over. But we stick together, which I think answers the next question.
lucciola: (pic#4851472)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] lucciola 2014-03-04 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Aah, it does...

...I... do not know if I feel comfortable with talking about mistakes. I feel like I have made a lot of them.
horsefacing: all keywords belong to Adventure Club (golden sunshine)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-04 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Me too, and I don't even know all of them. I lost in a fight that I picked. Put that down.

The next question is obvious, you turn them in.
lucciola: (pic#4780819)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] lucciola 2014-03-04 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
... [nods and puts that down]

How would you describe us? I... suppose we are a little awkward.
horsefacing: vuvuzela (your heart is strong)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-04 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
But we try really hard, and as always we stick together. You take it from there.

What motivates us? A chance at something better. Going home or somewhere new that can become home.
lucciola: (seriously intense lizard footjobs)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] lucciola 2014-03-04 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
As... we already mentioned earlier, yes. And to remember our lives.

...and answering personal questions is rather uncomfortable. It... is difficult to really put it into words.
horsefacing: vuvuzela (against the odds but we go)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-04 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[chuckles] That's a good answer.

[glares at the next three question] 12 is stupid, 13 I don't have an answer for, and 14 I have no idea about.
lucciola: (pic#4851457)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] lucciola 2014-03-04 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Do you know what a washing machine is...?

And for 13, Perhaps we should ask what they want to eat? ...as for 14... I am not certain about the answer.
horsefacing: (when the words)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-04 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[shakes head] We'll put I don't know for the two we don't and your answer works for 13.

[looks at 15] Yes. To both. Promise.
lucciola: (pic#4780821)

Re: TURN-IN

[personal profile] lucciola 2014-03-04 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?
We stick together, we trust each other... we are nice.

2.) How would you define suffering?
Suffering is pain... but it is kind of personal to talk about. Suffering can also be watching someone close to you being hurt.

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?
And we would go as far as possible where no one had to get hurt for it.

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?
Accomplished and... alive? It is difficult to answer this question without a sufficient amount of memories to reference to.

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?
We are perhaps too nice, and it results in a lot of lost games. But we try our best.

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?
That we are able to stick together, even if we do not always succeed.

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
We have made a lot of mistakes and it is not comfortable talking about them. Kilo says he lost a fight that he picked.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?
Turn them in.

9.) Describe your team.
We are a little awkward, but we try our hardest and as mentioned above, stick together as a team.

10.) What motivates you?
Ah... to remember our lives and to find out from where we come from and to get a chance at something better, perhaps find a new home...?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?
Answering personal questions is rather uncomfortable. It... is difficult to really put it into words.

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
We do not know what a washing machine is...

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
What do you like to eat?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.
We will have to pass on this.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
"Yes. To both." And... "yes and no."

talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] malthusian 2014-03-03 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ if you have questions, Nafuna's just hanging around the room, too. ]
horsefacing: (don't need to feel this pain)

Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-03 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Did the donuts have to be stale too?
malthusian: (les misérables)

Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] malthusian 2014-03-04 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, honestly. You should be happy there's any at all.
horsefacing: vuvuzela (we rise and fall)

Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-04 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Should I? No one asked for snacks, but isn't it half-hearted to provide ones of poor quality? It sounds like doing something halfway.

[ooh this echo seems easy to screw around with]
malthusian: (north and south)

Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] malthusian 2014-03-04 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Next time I just won't provide anything.
horsefacing: (and they break)

Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-04 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
At least that wouldn't get our hopes up.
malthusian: (grapes of wrath)

Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] malthusian 2014-03-04 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Very well.
lucciola: (pic#4851535)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] lucciola 2014-03-04 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[this is strange.

...perhaps we should try to fix it first and then confront the manager?]
horsefacing: (when it feels like rust)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-04 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[that would be in keeping with our team mentality, makes sense

but do either of us have experience with these things]
lucciola: (pic#4851430)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] lucciola 2014-03-04 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[I am assuming we do, so yes. we're probably going to fail at fixing it tho because it's not part of our routine or something. let's go tell the manager!]
horsefacing: (slipping into your soul)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-04 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[but first we try /o/]
lucciola: (pic#4851472)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] lucciola 2014-03-04 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[of course. and probably manage... sort of? but it's not quite right]

This is not working.
horsefacing: vuvuzela (we'll stay til we're chosen)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-04 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. I guess we aren't up to it so it's better to tell the boss.
lucciola: (pic#4780819)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] lucciola 2014-03-04 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Aah...
horsefacing: (under the bright skies)

Re: TURN-IN

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-04 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
We attempt to fix it ourselves working together, and if we can't (which we can't) we immediately tell the manager.
Edited 2014-03-04 02:01 (UTC)