soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-03-03 03:12 pm

OMETOTCHTLI

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
malthusian: (les misérables)

Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] malthusian 2014-03-04 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, honestly. You should be happy there's any at all.
horsefacing: vuvuzela (we rise and fall)

Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-04 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Should I? No one asked for snacks, but isn't it half-hearted to provide ones of poor quality? It sounds like doing something halfway.

[ooh this echo seems easy to screw around with]
malthusian: (north and south)

Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] malthusian 2014-03-04 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Next time I just won't provide anything.
horsefacing: (and they break)

Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] horsefacing 2014-03-04 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
At least that wouldn't get our hopes up.
malthusian: (grapes of wrath)

Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] malthusian 2014-03-04 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Very well.