soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-03-03 03:13 pm

EPONA

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?

[personal profile] gandere 2014-03-04 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to put him down as a pet fish instead.

[ It makes them seem more responsible okay. ]
acemedium: (y u mad tho)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-03-04 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
But he's a mermaid....

[personal profile] gandere 2014-03-04 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but it sounds strange to call a mermaid a pet, don't you agree?
acemedium: (forgot who was phone WHERE WAS BURGER??)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-03-04 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
That just means we tamed him when he was a wild mermaid!

...But I guess you're right.

[personal profile] gandere 2014-03-04 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I'm right. [ Don't mind her ego. ]