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EPONA
[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]
[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:
TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):
1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?
2.) How would you define suffering?
3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?
4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?
5.) What are your team's weaknesses?
6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?
7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?
9.) Describe your team.
10.) What motivates you?
11.) What makes you uncomfortable?
12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.
15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:
TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):
1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?
2.) How would you define suffering?
3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?
4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?
5.) What are your team's weaknesses?
6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?
7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?
9.) Describe your team.
10.) What motivates you?
11.) What makes you uncomfortable?
12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.
15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
RULES
For the interview round, you are to answer all questions as a team. If your group is made up of members of multiple teams, then that counts as your single team for this game!
INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!
TURN-IN
Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!
Weird....
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[ Staring at the list cautiously. ] It may be to our advantage to downplay our abilities so that we can win for sure in the second round.
talk to fairy maybe
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[Nodding] in the middle? If it's the other way around and we give low answers we might be in trouble..
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[ She just doesn't enjoy talking about weaknesses. ] Whisper in my ear and I'll start writing things down.
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We don't have to lie but we don't have to let her know the full extent of our power, either.
[Whispers more]
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Uhhuh...
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1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?
Epona has several skills that are well rounded among our members. It would take too much time to go in-depth about each one, so I'll summarize it by saying that we're strong, clever, and tough.
2.) How would you define suffering?
Different for each person. As a team, our suffering is when we're unable to do anything for ourselves and are forced to abide by horrendous rules in some of these games.
3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?
While we do enjoy a challenge, it isn't worth the blood of another for a victory so I suppose you could say we're willing to do anything so long as it brings no harm to others.
4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?
Back at our own worlds maybe? It's sad to know we won't be around each other for that long, but we all have places we need to return to so ideally anywhere other than here. It isn't that this place is bad, but it's not home.
5.) What are your team's weaknesses?
Unfortunately, Epona is so cool we just happen to make the other teams look poor. It's criminal, but we're doing what we can to not outshine the other teams in every game.
6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Kicking butt and winning. [ It's almost as if you can tell which answers Star came up with and which ones Schooler came up with. ]
7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
Epona doesn't make mistakes, but if we did we would keep them between the parties involved. There's no need for gossip like this to spread between the other teams.
8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?
Do whatever was in our power to prove their dishonesty so that Star can take their salary--[ Wait, why did she write that?! ]
9.) Describe your team.
Three boys. Three girls. A pet fish. We have our own strengths and weaknesses that compliment each other into a balance that no other team has been able to match.
10.) What motivates you?
Ourselves. We're not only eager to recover our memories, but to learn more about this world as well as the world of our allies.
11.) What makes you uncomfortable?
This question.
12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
Eveningstar says she can do it so I'm certain I could as well. I think the only person in Epona who may have trouble doing it would be Gills and that's because he's kind of a fish. Maybe if we were to talk about selling sea shells instead?
13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
Burgers. [ IT PAINED SCHOOLER SO MUCH TO WRITE THIS ONE DOWN. ]
14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.
There's a difference of ten minutes.
15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
Sometimes one of our team members goes out hunting. While we're not sure if he enjoys the activity, he does seem content when it comes to preparing the meat for us to dine on.
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[ It makes them seem more responsible okay. ]
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...But I guess you're right.
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ROUND 2
Your training scenario is simple -- an unruly worker has broken into your office and is demanding monetary compensation for an injury received on the job. What do you do? ]
TURN-IN
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[Ooc; how long do we have for round 2? I'm afk]
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( there's 40 minutes left! )
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We're the boss!
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Like a boss.
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And if he attacks me, we'll sue for assault!
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--but then I couldn't sue for assault.
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[Or you are since she won't and can't]
Re: TURN-IN
..like a boss!
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So if he puts up a fight, we'll sue and get rich!
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.. Probably.
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I'm the boss and I say we don't need a lawyer if you're going to help out in court.
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I think he just needed all the help he could get...