soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-03-03 03:15 pm

ALECTRYON + TIAMAT

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
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Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-03 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[shrugs]

Dunno. Can't remember my real one, and picking out another is still a work in progress.
onebullet: (seventy six;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-03-03 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. Well, good luck with that.
andallbite: (this is a fucking butterknife)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-03 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
—What about you?
onebullet: (hundred sixty five;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-03-03 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm Garnet. From Tiamat.
andallbite: (this is a fucking butterknife)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-03 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Got it. I'll keep it in mind.
onebullet: (hundred seventeen;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-03-04 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ Gives him a thumbs up and, without missing a beat: ]

How would you define suffering?
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Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-04 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Wha—

[oh right. questions.]

... I guess if you're in pain for a while, it's the same thing, right?
onebullet: (hundred sixty four;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-03-04 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Mental or physical pain, right?

[ And then question edits and shenanigans are happening. ]

Any ideas?
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Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-04 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[... shenanigans indeed]

You sure changing them around like that's okay?
onebullet: (thirty six;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-03-04 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I prefer it to telling a mad Echo our weaknesses.
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Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-04 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
On second thought, I think you have a point there.
onebullet: (hundred seventeen;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-03-04 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
So.

[ Waves the pencil at him. ]

You want to add a snarky answer?