soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-03-03 03:15 pm

ALECTRYON + TIAMAT

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
onebullet: (eight;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-03-03 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ After reading down the questions. ]

... what the hell sort of interview is this?

talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] malthusian 2014-03-03 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ if you have questions, Nafuna's just hanging around the room, too. ]
untamedwing: (Really couldn't care less)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-03 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[I am working with another team.]

[Jiiiii.]
untamedwing: (Sigh)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-03 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
The kind an echo does.
andallbite: (pic#7076308)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-03 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[staring at the questions, too]

Beats me. Is there a point to this?
onebullet: (hundred three;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-03-03 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Rolls her eyes. ]

Well, if this is all there is to this 'game', I shouldn't complain.
andallbite: (pacifism more like pussycat dolls)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-03 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[but hey, look who's here!]

... So, what do you think of these questions?
onebullet: (hundred seventeen;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-03-03 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably not. At least we don't have to kill anyone.

So, tell me. Can you say... [ consults questions ] Peter pepper picked a pickled pepper and cross-sell me a washing machine?
untamedwing: (Really couldn't care less)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-03 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't understand the point to most of them, but if that is what they want. [Shrugs.]
andallbite: (#troubldthoughtz)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-03 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Er... Washing machine? What's that supposed to be?
untamedwing: (Really couldn't care less)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-03 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It does seem straight forward enough. What sort of skills do you have?
andallbite: (pic#7076306)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-03 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
For all this talk about these games, this isn't what I was expecting.

[babby's first competition, whoo]
onebullet: (hundred thirteen;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-03-03 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll put 'no' for that one, then. It's a machine for washing clothes.
andallbite: (pic#7076312)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-03 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[in that "I get it, except I actually don't" manner]

... Right. Gotcha.
onebullet: (fifty nine;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-03-03 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Takes a moment to think on her regained memories. ]

... Being a commander? I don't think that will help me sell a washing machine. How about you?
untamedwing: (Just a fixture)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-03 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a magical time.]

One of the other games I was in was like this. That one required actual knowledge.

Or the most ridiculous answer, as ours seemed to have been.
andallbite: (this is a fucking butterknife)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-03 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
All we gotta do is answer these the best we can, then. Sounds easy enough.
onebullet: (hundred sixty five;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-03-03 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Chuckles and shakes her head. ]

What's your name, anyway?
andallbite: (pic#7391735)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-03 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[shrugs]

Dunno. Can't remember my real one, and picking out another is still a work in progress.
untamedwing: (Really couldn't care less)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-03 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not familiar with 'selling' things.

Perhaps being direct? Alectryon do not argue much and a leader must be decisive.
carptricks: (How the music can free her)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-03 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
. . .

Do we have to answer honestly?
untamedwing: (Really couldn't care less)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-03 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
At least if this is the only part, yes.

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