ALECTRYON + TIAMAT
[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]
[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:
TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):
1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?
2.) How would you define suffering?
3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?
4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?
5.) What are your team's weaknesses?
6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?
7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?
9.) Describe your team.
10.) What motivates you?
11.) What makes you uncomfortable?
12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.
15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:
TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):
1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?
2.) How would you define suffering?
3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?
4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?
5.) What are your team's weaknesses?
6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?
7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?
9.) Describe your team.
10.) What motivates you?
11.) What makes you uncomfortable?
12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.
15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?

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... what the hell sort of interview is this?
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Well, if this is all there is to this 'game', I shouldn't complain.
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... Being a commander? I don't think that will help me sell a washing machine. How about you?
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Beats me. Is there a point to this?
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So, tell me. Can you say... [ consults questions ] Peter pepper picked a pickled pepper and cross-sell me a washing machine?
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Do we have to answer honestly?
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It doesn't say anything about being honest. Let's make stuff up.
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[ But what if I scratch some words out to change the questions. 'What are your team's weaknesses' quickly becomes 'what are your team?' ]
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[Jiiiii.]
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... So, what do you think of these questions?
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[babby's first competition, whoo]
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One of the other games I was in was like this. That one required actual knowledge.
Or the most ridiculous answer, as ours seemed to have been.
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Yo!
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—Oh, you again?
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Yo! Did you ever figure out what your animal is?
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