soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-03-03 03:15 pm

ALECTRYON + TIAMAT

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
untamedwing: (Perhaps a serious consideration)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-04 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
It certainly gets attention. Mediocre for something like this is not likely to do us any favors.
andallbite: (pic#7391739)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-04 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
So standing out's a good thing with these kinda things?
untamedwing: (Really couldn't care less)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-04 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I would assume so. A winner is usually someone who stands out.
andallbite: (pic#7391745)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-04 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[considering this...]

... They seem pretty good with this, at any rate.

[by certain definitions of "good"]
untamedwing: (Isn't that cute)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-04 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
They do. Some are quite amusing.

[I actually laughed at the arrest warrant.]

[I don't do happy things usually. '-']