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ALECTRYON + TIAMAT

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:

TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?

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[oh huh, you're not Tiamat]

Yo!

Hello.

Guess we're gonna be working together today. Let's make the most of it, yeah?

...I suppose.

You don't sound very enthusiastic.

It's a game. Nothing to do, but perform the tasks we are given.

Good point.

I wanna make up answers.

...

[Excuse me, talking to teammate.]

[You are lucky Alectryon has won for ridiculousness before.]

[Tiamat has "won" for "losing" in like three out of four of their victories THIS IS A LEGIT PLAN]

[IT REALLY COULD BE, but need to at least address teammate.]

[take your time bro, in the meantime Kaito will be scratching ridiculous answers all over the paper]

All right.

[grins, pleased with that answer]

So you guys got any ideas? I don't wanna hog all the fun.

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[i'm not either]

—Oh, you again?

[cheery grin]

Yo! Did you ever figure out what your animal is?

That's the first thing you're wondering about?

It's the very first thing that came to mind.

Then no, I haven't seen that echo around yet.

A shame, a shame. Anyway, let's make the most of our partnership, all right?

Yeah, of course. I want to win as much as anyone else.

Good.

[. . . not going to tell him that Tiamat has a tendency to "win" by "losing"]

Let's start by making up answers.

You got any idea how you want to answer 'em, then?

[points to what he's answered already]

How's this for a start?

[but what's a hotdog...]

Seriously?

[replying with a straight face]

Super seriously.

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