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ALECTRYON + TIAMAT
[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]
[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:
TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):
1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?
2.) How would you define suffering?
3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?
4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?
5.) What are your team's weaknesses?
6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?
7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?
9.) Describe your team.
10.) What motivates you?
11.) What makes you uncomfortable?
12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.
15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:
TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):
1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?
2.) How would you define suffering?
3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?
4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?
5.) What are your team's weaknesses?
6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?
7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?
9.) Describe your team.
10.) What motivates you?
11.) What makes you uncomfortable?
12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.
15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
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I wanna make up answers.
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[Excuse me, talking to teammate.]
[You are lucky Alectryon has won for ridiculousness before.]
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So you guys got any ideas? I don't wanna hog all the fun.
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Number eight. Magically seal them for all eternity.
[BECAUSE REASONS.]
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Hooooh, what a harsh punishment.
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[At least for me. :)]
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I'd be lying if I disagreed with that.
[I just think we have differing definitions on what we consider dramatic]
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[NEVER LET HIM KNOW.]
See?
Eleven. Not enough room to stretch out on the bed.
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Geez, that is uncomfortable. How's this?
["What motivates you?" Carrots, not sticks.]
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Sticks are the punishments, and carrots the rewards. It's a joke, a joke~
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I suppose we could just tell Peter the pickled peppers are in the machine?
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That's one way to do it.
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