soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-03-03 03:15 pm

ALECTRYON + TIAMAT

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
onebullet: (forty eight;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-03-04 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Alright then.

[ Scratches that out and puts his answer down. ]

There's a lot of questions.
carptricks: (And it's magic)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[siiigh]

Just like a real job interview.
onebullet: (thirteen;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-03-04 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ "Tell me about a time you made a mistake." 4.30am. It was dark. ]
carptricks: (How the music can free her)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
. . . that sounds pretty ominous.
onebullet: (hundred seventeen;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-03-04 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Scratches out 'it was dark'. ]

Better?
carptricks: (or rhythm and blues)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Still ominous, but a little better.

["Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?" We swatted at a fly once. It wasn't enjoyable because it was messy.]
onebullet: (hundred seventeen;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-03-04 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ IT'S FINALLY OVER. ]

Well. That was fun. Weirdest interview of my life, it's probably fair to say.
carptricks: (If it's jug band music)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's safe to say we won't be getting the position.
onebullet: (hundred sixty five;)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] onebullet 2014-03-04 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Such a shame.
carptricks: (And we'll stir)

Re: INTERVIEW DISCUSSION!

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Other opportunities will knock for us eventually.