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ALECTRYON + TIAMAT
[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]
[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:
TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):
1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?
2.) How would you define suffering?
3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?
4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?
5.) What are your team's weaknesses?
6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?
7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?
9.) Describe your team.
10.) What motivates you?
11.) What makes you uncomfortable?
12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.
15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:
TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):
1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?
2.) How would you define suffering?
3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?
4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?
5.) What are your team's weaknesses?
6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?
7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.
8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?
9.) Describe your team.
10.) What motivates you?
11.) What makes you uncomfortable?
12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.
15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
FEATHERED DRAGONS
2.) How would you define suffering? That feeling you get when you go to pour milk in your cereal and realize the milk is five days expired.
3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory? About 500 feet.
4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years? Celebrating the fifth anniversary of you asking me this question.
5.) What are your team's weaknesses? Cake addiction.
6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of? Waking up in the mornings.
7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake. 4.30am.
8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do? Magically seal them for all eternity.
9.) Describe your team. 75% human.
10.) What motivates you? Carrots, not sticks.
11.) What makes you uncomfortable? Not enough room to stretch out on the bed.
12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time? Yes, by telling Peter the peppers are in the machine.
13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us? An arrest warrant.
14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50. 30 degrees between them, 330 degrees for the outside angle.
15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it? We swatted at a fly once. It wasn't enjoyable because it was messy.