soulping | ALECTRYON + TIAMAT

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:

TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?

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How...creative.

[humming a little tune to himself, before putting it to words]

"Tired of car violence all of the time?
Just plow right through it with Destruct-o-Crime ♥"

[You are a terrible person.]

That would be the jingle?

No, I was just singing because I felt like it. 'Course it's the jingle.

As good as anything, I suppose.

We could also run an entire advertising campaign comparing the statistics of those hurt in car violence and those hurt by the Destruct-o-Crime.

[the next part is said wryly]

We might have to adjust the numbers slight so they're more in our favor, but statistics sell.

Edited 2014-03-04 02:26 (UTC)