soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-03-03 03:15 pm

ALECTRYON + TIAMAT

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
carptricks: (or rhythm and blues)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
A car transports people from place to place. It's a lot easier than walking.

And a flamethrower is exactly what it sounds like.
andallbite: (pic#7076307)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-04 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
It throws fire? How?
carptricks: (in a young girl's soul)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Through the power of science.

To be honest, putting it on a car is kinda impractical.
andallbite: thank you greer for these keywords (this is page 30 and there's no good porn)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-04 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Not that I'd know how.
carptricks: (If it's jug band music)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Let's just say it's not really a good idea to set other cars or the road in front of you on fire.
andallbite: (pic#6819766)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-04 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think fire is a good way to decrease violence either, so I'll take your word for it there.
carptricks: (bout rock n roll)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[snort]

It's not. It's a pretty bad idea, actually.
andallbite: (pic#6768316)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-04 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
And somehow we have to make this work... This is a pretty stupid game.
carptricks: (If you believe in magic)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
I've been in stupider.

[but we won't go there :')]
andallbite: (i'm so afraid to love you)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-04 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
It can get worse?
carptricks: (or rhythm and blues)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . now is not the time to explain murder games, nope]

It an get more annoying, that's for certain.
andallbite: (pic#7391735)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] andallbite 2014-03-04 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Really? These echoes should take this more seriously.