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[The lights dim and you are no longer in a classroom, but a low key bar. An older gentleman from behind the counter is looking at you as if waiting for your next order. La Torre's voice comes from nowhere in particular:]

Let's pick up where we left all, shall we? You are sitting in a bar. Why are you drinking?

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[A second menu appears:

Bloody Mary
Spicy, tomato tasting cocktail

Tequila Sunrise
Sweet mixed drink tasting of orange juice

Highball
Carbonated lemon-lime mixed drink

Salty Dog
Grapefruit tasting drink with a salt-lined rim]

[...well]

Can't we just ride a motorcycle out of here?!

It would be interesting if you could actually get a motorcycle. . .

...What if I ride you?

I am not a motorcycle.

I guess not... But come on, we have to do something! It's way too boring like this!

Get a bunch of cups and learn how to juggle or something, why are you asking me about this sort of thing?

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...A MOTORCYCLE?

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DRINKING GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT A MOTORCYCLE IS!

IT'S A BASIC FACT ALL ADULTS SHOULD KNOW!!

...I FORGOT EVERYTHING.

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[. . . I want to play human darts. . . .

Actually. I want to drink every single one of these here. that sounds like a good idea. maybe I'll do that.]

...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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—why are you loud. . . I'm not doing anything!

I'M AS LOUD AS I NEED TO BE...AND I SUSPECT YOU WERE THINKING SOMETHING.

Sorry, I didn't realize thinking was a crime.

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Eveningstar gets..... everything.

[Unfortunately you have hit your alcohol limit for the night. It's off to the nurse's office for you to have your stomach pumped :(]

Flame also gets everything.

[Unfortunately you have hit your alcohol limit for the night. It's off to the nurse's office for you to have your stomach pumped :(]

Lion down two of everything! (if he can, just one 'everything' if not.)

[Unfortunately you have hit your alcohol limit for the night. It's off to the nurse's office for you to have your stomach pumped :(]

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