RATATOSKR

[soulping]

[ This may be backstage, but in keeping with the usual tone of Fluffy's realm, it feels more like a vastly oversized cardboard box. In this case, there are also chairs, curtained-off dressing rooms, and...a closet? ]

Comments

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

I think it's more of a gimmick than anything super serious, to be honest. Thus the bonding.

I can go. I think a date would be fun and if I dun like the person, I can punch 'em out.

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[saiho]

I think it has to be you. Nobody's going to date a unicorn. Not even another unicorn. What do we do? Dress you up?

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Why wouldn't another unicorn. I think you're quite attractive as a unicorn. [If only I remembered Dirk's pony fetish, this could be hilarious.]

Yep, I think so! Gotta make me the cutest I can be.

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[saiho]

[Looks irritated, but then he just sighs.]

That's not what unicorns are for. If it's cute we're going for isn't the stuff you have on now good enough?

[...Looks cute to him; he has absolutely no fashion sense.]

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Well, yeah, but now I can be EXTRA cute and it's something new to wear.

Plus I like wearing pretty outfits.

[Digging through the closet now.]

[....putting on these cat ears.]

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[saiho]

...Are you trying to attract the cat?

[Going through and pulling out this dress.]

How about this one?

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Maybe I am. [Poses a bit before sticking out her tongue.] I like kitties.

Oh my gosh. Pretty! And in the red spectrum of colors, yesssss.

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[saiho]

I dunno if he's allowed to vote. So red's a good color?

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Yesss. Pinks, and purples too. Maybe some orange.

Oh....

Oh, that might be an idea.

[Holds up her hair in pigtails. All those curls, man.] What do ya think? Might go better having it up with that dress.

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[saiho]

Maybe? I dunno this stuff.

[Quiet for a moment and then going to the jewelry and picking out a few hairpins like these ones (except everything's gold what am I doing idek).]

Think you use these. The phoenix means you'll accomplish big things.

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[Giggles.] That's cute. Hmmm....this one I think.

And how about these? [This necklace and these earrings.] A little subtle splash of other colors and...they're lucky in a combo.

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[saiho]

Combo? But I think those are good. You need makeup too right? But I can't help with any of that, sorry.

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Yeah, combination.

I can do make up. Simple probs better. [But I will have black lipstick BECAUSE.]

Aaaaaand these shoes. [Here] To go with the dress. I think that should be all we need.

[I'm keeping the ears.]

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[saiho]

[He's telling you the cat can't vote!! Don't ruin his naïveté.]

I think those are good. Do we need to say anything?

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

We might. Think ya can talk me up? I thiiiink I may go on pure me factor. [Because I am apparently a popular person.] But it wouldn't hurt to say things like 'this sexy diva knows how to have a fun time,' or something like that.

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[saiho]

[On the one hand, WANNA BE CONTRARY. On the other hand he wants to be contrary probably because of his nature and he's not going to play into that!!! ...So he'll agree, but only to be contrary to himself!!!]

I can do that. I just say nice things about you, right?

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[...you are a magical unicorn.]

Pretty much! How nice I look, how fun, intelligent, shit like that. And I do posing and looking pretty stuff.

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[saiho]

...Okay. I think I have some ideas.

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Sweet. [sell it unibro]