CATS

[soulping]

[ This may be backstage, but in keeping with the usual tone of Fluffy's realm, it feels more like a vastly oversized cardboard box. In this case, there are also chairs, curtained-off dressing rooms, a few piles of clothes an accessories, and pitchers of water and glasses to drink it from just in case anyone overexerts themselves and needs a drink to cool down... ]

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ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[soulping]

A note is tacked to a table: "The teams will be auctioning off their most desirable members on a date! You, however, will be displaying whatever skill you think would best enhance a date--such as playing music or reading poetry. Be creative, and take this time to practice! Good luck, fellow cats! ♥"

[ You do not need to turn anything in this round; you'll be doing that on the main post in round two. Here you can just mingle and plan what you'll be contributing in round two. ]

Re: ROUND ONE: PREPARATION

[glorious]

...I suppose it could be worse.

[lifehacker]

This blows. This game doesn't have booze.

[glorious]

Obtaining booze could be a valuable skill to offer then.

[lifehacker]

Oh shit, I want that to be my skill. "Get couple wasted, leading to drunken sex. Walk of shame in the morning results."

[glorious]

I'll leave it to you then. It seems as though you have it all planned out.

[lifehacker]

I wanna be the one having drunk sex...

[glorious]

...I'm sure if you offer it, there'll be a taker or two.

[lifehacker]

Too many fuckin' teenagers.

... I'll do it anyways, though.

[glorious]

I wish you luck in finding someone...around your age range.

[lifehacker]

[ Shrug. ]

So what are we doing for this? What are you gonna do?

[glorious]

We'll be working individually so letting the other do as they wish seems fair enough.

I regained the ability to sing. Hopefully I'll be a better singer when I'm not intoxicated.

[lifehacker]

[ Had totally forgotten about that. ]

Oh, yeah, right. You use that manly voice, like Barry White. "I'm gonna make love to ya, woman!"

[glorious]

[ . . . ]

I'm afraid I don't know Barry White.

[lifehacker]

'Course not. But it'll be smooth jazz and you'll set the mood. Get the ladies all moist and wanting.

... or dudes, I guess. Except assholes don't work like that.

[glorious]

. . . I would hope not.

[lifehacker]

[ Rubs his own butt awkwardly. ]

Yep.

So, are we settled here? I wonder if I can even get booze using my Cat Powers.

[glorious]

. . . I believe we're settled. You should be able to offer a simple quest for the booze, if they need to pay for it.

[lifehacker]

I'm takin' some off the top, though. A little cut for yours truly.

[glorious]

That seems fair enough. "In exchange for some free alcohol for this date, you'll allow me to have a drink."

[lifehacker]

Hey, I like the way you worded that. Awesome.

[glorious]

Glad to hear.

Good luck to you in the game.

ROUND THREE: BIDDING

[soulping]

A new note is tacked to a table: "Now it's time to decide who you want to date! Each of you has fifteen tins of tuna to bid with as currency. Make your choice well! ♥"

BIDS

[soulping]

[ You have fifteen tins to bid with per person; allot those to the other teams as you wish!! ]

[lifehacker]

Too many dudes.

Putting all fifteen on Roxy from Ratatotskr, since we're gonna play together soon enough.

Re: BIDS

[glorious]

[considering for a long moment, then places all 15 tins down]

I will bid all my tin cans on a date with Diz from Gulgallana.

[lifehacker]

Huh. That your style?

[lifehacker]

-- type. I meant type.

[glorious]

[...laughs]

She's someone I spoke with before and she made it a point to clarify that she was an adult.

And she said she enjoys music.

[lifehacker]

Huh. Gonna take this seriously, or what?

[glorious]

We'll see. I wouldn't say no to an actual date, but I don't expect that to be serious either.

[lifehacker]

Dude, we're all crazy amnesiacs trapped here and getting fucked around multiple times a day.

Get some tail if you can.

[glorious]

I'll take your wise advice into consideration.