CATS

[soulping]

[ This may be backstage, but in keeping with the usual tone of Fluffy's realm, it feels more like a vastly oversized cardboard box. In this case, there are also chairs, curtained-off dressing rooms, a few piles of clothes an accessories, and pitchers of water and glasses to drink it from just in case anyone overexerts themselves and needs a drink to cool down... ]

Comments

[lifehacker]

[ Had totally forgotten about that. ]

Oh, yeah, right. You use that manly voice, like Barry White. "I'm gonna make love to ya, woman!"

[glorious]

[ . . . ]

I'm afraid I don't know Barry White.

[lifehacker]

'Course not. But it'll be smooth jazz and you'll set the mood. Get the ladies all moist and wanting.

... or dudes, I guess. Except assholes don't work like that.

[glorious]

. . . I would hope not.

[lifehacker]

[ Rubs his own butt awkwardly. ]

Yep.

So, are we settled here? I wonder if I can even get booze using my Cat Powers.

[glorious]

. . . I believe we're settled. You should be able to offer a simple quest for the booze, if they need to pay for it.

[lifehacker]

I'm takin' some off the top, though. A little cut for yours truly.

[glorious]

That seems fair enough. "In exchange for some free alcohol for this date, you'll allow me to have a drink."

[lifehacker]

Hey, I like the way you worded that. Awesome.

[glorious]

Glad to hear.

Good luck to you in the game.