soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-05-09 08:23 pm

EPONA

[ You find yourself sequestered in a cave deep within Waldemar's mountain. A table and a set of chairs have been carved from the surrounding rock. Torches are set into the walls to provide light, while a faint breeze blows through cracks in the walls and ceiling to provide ventilation. There are no doors or windows to speak of.

In the center of the room are your (randomly assigned) gifts: A BASKET OF FOODSTUFFS and AN ELEGANT SWORD WITH A BEJEWELED SHEATH.

There’s an hourglass of wrought silver embedded in the wall, with ten rubies inside. Pinned beside it is an elegant tapestry featuring a crowded church service. You are part of THE PRIESTS.

Resting on the table are the following: a sheet of parchment, a quill, and a capped jar of ink. Written on the parchment is a list and three words in bold lettering:
PROTECT
TARGET
DEFEND

Choose a role and a course of action.]
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #55)

[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-10 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. . .

I suppose not. We don't have any holy water though.
acemedium: Even more exciting than having a finger (FISH ARE EXCITING)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-10 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
But we're still an elite brotherhood of priests, from the sounds of it!

[personal profile] gandere 2014-05-10 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
We're not an elite brotherhood of priests!

[personal profile] gandere 2014-05-10 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Do any of us look like we know anything about religion?
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #55)

[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-10 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
. . . .


It's hard to believe in a god when your world's been destroyed . . .

[personal profile] gandere 2014-05-10 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
So we'd be pretty crappy priests.
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #54)

[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-10 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Can anyone be good priests in Kyriakos. . .

[personal profile] gandere 2014-05-10 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Likely someone who was a true priest...
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #55)

[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-10 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm.

[also cutting the tapestry up to make hoods for our elite priest brotherhood]

Would you like one too, Miss Schooler?

[personal profile] gandere 2014-05-10 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
As a team, we're expected to match.

Hand one over.

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acemedium: Pointing Icon #2342343 (J'ACCUSE)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-10 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
What other kind of priest is there? It's not like they go around wearing sunglasses and riding motorcyles or anything like that!

[personal profile] gandere 2014-05-10 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I imagine they could if they wanted to.
acemedium: do it. bitch. (I'M CUTE SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON ME)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-10 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think that would be very priestly.

[personal profile] gandere 2014-05-10 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
What defines a priest? A man of worship. What he does to spread the message is of no concern to others.
acemedium: (I put on my robe and magatama)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-10 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Don't they have some kind of stuffy boring code to adhere to?
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #27)

[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-10 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Elite. . .

[thinking for a moment before walking to the tapestry]

[pulls it off]
acemedium: It's super effective?! (Maya used CUTE FACE (in hideous uniform))

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-10 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Whacha doing, Flame?
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #27)

[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-10 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Just a sec.

[MESSES AROUND WITH IT, fashioning it around himself until he's made a shitty hooded cloak :B]

Ta-daaa.
acemedium: you just wish you had arms. YEAH. (check out my arm bitches)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-10 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[!!!!!]

Wow, good thinking! Can you make one for me too?!
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #55)

[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-10 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[DEBATES]

[THINKING VERY HARD]

[. . . .

takes our GIFT SWORD and begins working, cutting the tapestry up]
acemedium: (hay gaiz wuts going on in this thread)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-10 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[FLAME IS SO GOOD AT FASHION]

Alright!

[personal profile] gandere 2014-05-10 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ I can't believe this is happening. ]
acemedium: i'm serious don't make me come over there and puff my cheeks at you (jump in the fucking puddle Wolfwood)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-10 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
How about it, Schooler? Want to be part of the elite priesthood?
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #53)

[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-10 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[OFFERING A HOODED CLOAK TO STAR WHEN HE'S DONE 'w' putting his own on as well]

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