EPONA

[soulping]

[ You find yourself sequestered in a cave deep within Waldemar's mountain. A table and a set of chairs have been carved from the surrounding rock. Torches are set into the walls to provide light, while a faint breeze blows through cracks in the walls and ceiling to provide ventilation. There are no doors or windows to speak of.

In the center of the room are your (randomly assigned) gifts: A BASKET OF FOODSTUFFS and AN ELEGANT SWORD WITH A BEJEWELED SHEATH.

There’s an hourglass of wrought silver embedded in the wall, with ten rubies inside. Pinned beside it is an elegant tapestry featuring a crowded church service. You are part of THE PRIESTS.

Resting on the table are the following: a sheet of parchment, a quill, and a capped jar of ink. Written on the parchment is a list and three words in bold lettering:

PROTECT
TARGET
DEFEND

Choose a role and a course of action.]

Comments

ROUND 1

[soulping]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

[acemedium]

...We're priests? Does that mean we have to wear robes and throw holy water at people or something?

Re: DISCUSSION

[wingtamer]

If we're priests who would priests give gifts to. . . .

TURN-IN

[soulping]

[Due by 10:30PM EST]

Re: TURN-IN

[acemedium]

The Elite Brotherhood of hooded Epona priests donates their basket of foodstuffs to the peasants.

ROUND 2

[soulping]

[ You PROTECTED the Peasants, forfeiting your BASKET OF FOODSTUFFS and 5 POINTS.

Your protection was SUCCESSFUL! You gain 15 points, plus 2 points for the attempt itself.

Current Gifts: AN ELEGANT SWORD WITH A BEJEWELED SHEATH
Total Points: 22 ]

DISCUSSION

[allscalesfinal]

[stop fucking eating my comments dw you fatass]

Re: DISCUSSION

[acemedium]

Maybe we should steal this round.....

[Best priests ever????]

TURN-IN

[allscalesfinal]

[Due by 11:40PM EST]

Re: TURN-IN

[acemedium]

The Elite Brotherhood of hooded Epona priests rob the nobles like TRUE PRIESTS SHOULD.

Literal Robin Hoods.

ROUND 3

[soulping]

[ You TARGETED the Nobles, and gained 2 points for the attempt itself.

Your theft was SUCCESSFUL! You gain 10 points, plus A CRATE OF VERY GOOD MEAD.

Someone STOLE your AN ELEGANT SWORD WITH A BEJEWELED SHEATH! You lose the gift and 5 points.

Current Gifts: A CRATE OF VERY GOOD MEAD
Total Points: 34]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[acemedium]

---Not the sword!!!

TURN-IN

[soulping]

[Due by 12:50AM EST]

Re: TURN-IN

[wingtamer]

The Almighty Elite Brotherhood of hooded Epona priests (ONLY PRIESTS NO MONKS), servants of our Lord and Savior Waldemart, donates their crate of VERY GOOD MEAD that priests aren't allowed to have to the humble shepherds, provided they do not become sheepish upon drinking said mead.

They are also not allowed to have a cow about it. Provided they do, however, Waldemart should make burgers out of those cows to provide to his humble servants the Almighty Elite Brotherhood of hooded Epona priests (ONLY PRIESTS NO MONKS) for their faith and servitude.

ROUND 4

[soulping]

[ You PROTECTED the Shepherds, forfeiting A CRATE OF VERY GOOD MEAD and 5 points.

Your protection was SUCCESSFUL! You gain 15 points, plus 2 points for the attempt itself.

Current Gifts:
Total Points: 46 ]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[wingtamer]

I guess the only thing we can do now is defend or steal?

TURN-IN

[soulping]

[Due by 1:50AM EST]

ROUND 5

[soulping]

[ You TARGETED the Bards! You gain 2 points for the attempt.

Your theft was UNSUCCESSFUL! Luck was not on your side.

Current Gifts: NONE
Total Points: 48 ]

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

TURN-IN

[soulping]

[Due by 2:50AM EST]

END

[soulping]

[ You TARGETED the Merchants! You gain 2 points for the attempt.

Your theft was SUCCESSFUL! You gain 10 points, plus A FINE CLOAK WITH A FUR TRIM.

Total Gifts: A FINE CLOAK WITH A FUR TRIM
Total Points: 60

The jingling of coins once again fills your head and everything goes dark... ]

TOTAL SCORE CORRECTIONS aka i cannot math

[allscalesfinal]

round 0: 10
round 1: + 12 = 22
round 2: + 12 = 34
round 3: + 12 = 46
round 4: + 2 = 48
round 5: 48 + 17 = 65
end: 65