soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-05-09 08:23 pm

EPONA

[ You find yourself sequestered in a cave deep within Waldemar's mountain. A table and a set of chairs have been carved from the surrounding rock. Torches are set into the walls to provide light, while a faint breeze blows through cracks in the walls and ceiling to provide ventilation. There are no doors or windows to speak of.

In the center of the room are your (randomly assigned) gifts: A BASKET OF FOODSTUFFS and AN ELEGANT SWORD WITH A BEJEWELED SHEATH.

There’s an hourglass of wrought silver embedded in the wall, with ten rubies inside. Pinned beside it is an elegant tapestry featuring a crowded church service. You are part of THE PRIESTS.

Resting on the table are the following: a sheet of parchment, a quill, and a capped jar of ink. Written on the parchment is a list and three words in bold lettering:
PROTECT
TARGET
DEFEND

Choose a role and a course of action.]

[personal profile] gandere 2014-05-10 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
The merchants are just trying to work hard to support their families. What do you think a merchant family is: a noble one or a peasant one!
acemedium: this is how all lawyers should investigate (There's a Naruto gag waiting to happen)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-10 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno about.... Merchants sound pretty greedy to me. [Like she's in any position to talk!!]

But fine, if you want to steal from the nobles so bad, we can do that, too!

[personal profile] gandere 2014-05-10 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want to steal from anyone. It's out of character for a priest to steal!

--but if we have to, it should be from the rich.
acemedium: who could this mysterious stranger be (FLAWLESS DISGUISE!)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-10 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
We only have the sword left, so it's not like we can give anything else away unless we steal!

And that's what I've been saying! Spreading the wealth, that's priestly, right?

[personal profile] gandere 2014-05-10 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
No, a priest is supposed to stay out of these kind of affairs.
acemedium: now let's never speak of this again (Obligatory Phoenix Drive reference)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-10 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't sound very priestly....

[She's clearly an expert]

[personal profile] gandere 2014-05-10 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
I knew a priest back home. [ WHO IS THE EXPERT NOW. ]
acemedium: (STEEL SAMURAI 3: JUDGEMENT SLICE?)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-10 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Did he sit around and do nothing?

[personal profile] gandere 2014-05-10 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
No, I think he stole all of my family's wealth.

[ THIS MAKES STAR RIGHT??? Wow it hurts the ego. ]
acemedium: no seriously what's with all the noseless art (MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARING NOSES?!)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-10 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
....So according to you, I'm right.

[This is new and unexpected]

[personal profile] gandere 2014-05-10 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I hated him for it?
acemedium: I literally couldn't think of anything better (This coming from the frilly prosecutor?)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-10 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Is that why you don't want us to rob anyone...?

[personal profile] gandere 2014-05-10 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Geez Eveningstar, it's just a game. I wouldn't make a game personal and all about me, now would I?

[ Yes.

She always does. ]
acemedium: no seriously what's with all the noseless art (MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARING NOSES?!)

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-10 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[(UNSURE)]

...Well, anyway, we'll get the most points from doing it this way.

[personal profile] gandere 2014-05-10 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Safe answer. ] I sure hope so.