GULGALLANA
[ You find yourself sequestered in a cave deep within Waldemar's mountain. A table and a set of chairs have been carved from the surrounding rock. Torches are set into the walls to provide light, while a faint breeze blows through cracks in the walls and ceiling to provide ventilation. There are no doors or windows to speak of.
In the center of the room are your (randomly assigned) gifts: A BASKET OF FOODSTUFFS and A VERY LARGE JEWEL.
There’s an hourglass of wrought silver embedded in the wall, with ten rubies inside. Pinned beside it is an elegant tapestry featuring musical notes interspersed with symbols from myth and legend, such as swords and grails. You are part of THE BARDS.
Resting on the table are the following: a sheet of parchment, a quill, and a capped jar of ink. Written on the parchment is a list and three words in bold lettering:
PROTECT
TARGET
DEFEND
Choose a role and a course of action.]
In the center of the room are your (randomly assigned) gifts: A BASKET OF FOODSTUFFS and A VERY LARGE JEWEL.
There’s an hourglass of wrought silver embedded in the wall, with ten rubies inside. Pinned beside it is an elegant tapestry featuring musical notes interspersed with symbols from myth and legend, such as swords and grails. You are part of THE BARDS.
Resting on the table are the following: a sheet of parchment, a quill, and a capped jar of ink. Written on the parchment is a list and three words in bold lettering:
TARGET
DEFEND
Choose a role and a course of action.]

ROUND 1
DISCUSSION
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[Well, let me figure out the best way to play it...]
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There's absolutely no point to Defending unless we're in the late game and have a large amount of items. It's basically throwing away a round for security that would be better served by giving something away.
The main question is... How should we pick out our targets? It doesn't particularly matter who we protect, as long as we avoid protecting the same person more than once.
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If we can control what to give them, we would like to give them the Basket of Foodstuffs.
ROUND 2
Your protection was SUCCESSFUL! You gain 15 points, plus 2 points for the attempt itself.
However, someone stole your VERY LARGE JEWEL, costing you 5 points! But fortunately, someone else gifted you a VERY LARGE JEWEL, resulting in a zero net gain.
Current Gifts: A VERY LARGE JEWEL
Total Points: 22 ]
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ROUND 3
Your theft was SUCCESSFUL! You gain 10 points, as well as AN ELEGANT SWORD WITH A BEJEWELED SHEATH.
Someone gave you AN(OTHER) ELEGANT SWORD WITH A BEJEWELED SHEATH, but then someone else STOLE it.
Current Gifts: A VERY LARGE JEWEL, AN ELEGANT SWORD WITH A BEJEWELED SHEATH
Total Points: 39 ]
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Try to ignore that we have no proof that it came from them or that they made it. Such things don't matter to bards. We prefer dramatics, after all.
ROUND 4
Your protection was SUCCESSFUL! You gain 15 points, plus 2 points for the attempt itself.
Someone STOLE your VERY LARGE JEWEL! You lose the gift and 5 points.
Current Gifts: NONE
Total Points: 46 ]
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ROUND 5
Your theft was SUCCESSFUL! You gain 10 points, plus A CRATE OF VERY GOOD MEAD.
Someone gave you A VERY LARGE JEWEL, but then someone else STOLE it!
Current Gifts: A CRATE OF VERY GOOD MEAD
Total Points: 58 ]
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Your protection was UNSUCCESSFUL! The Jesters' DEFENSES couldn't be breached. Your gift and points have been returned....
...only for someone to STEAL that CRATE OF VERY GOOD MEAD! You lose the gift and the 5 points.
Total Gifts: NONE
Total Points: 55
The jingling of coins once again fills your head and everything goes dark... ]
TOTAL SCORE CORRECTIONS aka i cannot math
round 1: + 5 + 17 = 22
round 2: 22 + 17 = 39
round 3: 39 +7 = 46
round 4: 46 + 17 = 63
round 5: 63 - 7
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