ALECTRYON '''ASS'''ETS

[soulping]

[ A small team-coloured building awaits in front of you, ready for you to assume direct control! Can your business withstand the turbulent waters of capitalism? ]

Comments

[lifehacker]

No fun allowed.

Except yours involves real wood, which is a problem.

[untamedwing]

[Is mister no fun.]

And why is that?

[lifehacker]

'cause of environmental protection and shit.

[untamedwing]

Environmental protection?

[lifehacker]

To stop deforestation and pollution and shit so the world isn't fucked up forever.

[untamedwing]

I think the main question is does she care?

[lifehacker]

... no, I guess I'm thinking about this in the frame of what I'm used to as opposed to Crazy McFucknuts Kyriakos logic.

[untamedwing]

But if the logic wins her came without another thing exploding in our faces, then that's the logic to follow.

[lifehacker]

Well, you know this fairy thing's tricks better than I do.

[untamedwing]

It's important to keep safety measures up. If it can explode, it will explode. Otherwise, it's what sells.

[lifehacker]

Okay, sure. Also, factory explosions generally hurt public opinion. And workers. But sales and PR stuff is important here.

[untamedwing]

Yes. It does.

So we'll need advertisers as well.