ALECTRYON '''ASS'''ETS

[soulping]

[ A small team-coloured building awaits in front of you, ready for you to assume direct control! Can your business withstand the turbulent waters of capitalism? ]

Comments

[lifehacker]

Don't we need miners for power?

[notsuperman]

They're supposed to increase our efficiency, right? We should definitely get some so we can raise that stat from only 10%.

[lifehacker]

They're only $5. We can get like, ten of them.

[notsuperman]

Why not? If they turn out to be a bad investment, we'll only have lost 50 "monies" that way.

[untamedwing]

[Nods.] We still have plenty of profit.

[notsuperman]

Yeah. We've almost made back what we've spent, so we might as well invest it again.

[untamedwing]

Yes.

We also need a name.

...perhaps Pluto? Or Charon may be better.

[notsuperman]

[ Snorting at his suggestions. ]

I like Charon. We'll give them the nicest ferry ride possible across the river Styx.

[untamedwing]

[He's always gotta go for the fancy names. IT'S HIS WAY.]

It's what our customers deserve.

[notsuperman]

[ Hey, it matches her nickname, she has no complaints. ]

Hope the advertisers get a kick out of it.

[untamedwing]

[Nothing like planets and moons.]

It is rather easy to work with.

[notsuperman]

If they don't come up with a good, catchy jingle, I'll be very disappointed.

[untamedwing]

They do seem to like jingles for advertisement.

[Everything look good for turn in?]

[notsuperman]

They get stuck in people's heads, meaning that people won't forget your product.

[ looks good to me! ]

[untamedwing]

Oh, that is helpful.

[notsuperman]

The wonders of marketing and advertisement.

[untamedwing]

Indeed.