soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-05-21 12:24 pm

EPONA ESTATES

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Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] jackisback 2014-05-21 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
What sort of weapons are you thinking about?
acemedium: (I put on my robe and magatama)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-21 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
We could compromise and have a machinegun with a feeding setting...

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] jackisback 2014-05-21 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
........... I don't think that's a good idea.
acemedium: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-21 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? You could fight and feed your kids!
acemedium: (pic#7357751)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-21 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? Step 1, shoot or feed.

Step 2, ????

Profit!

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] jackisback 2014-05-21 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
But what if you accidentally shot your kid?
acemedium: (forgot who was phone WHERE WAS BURGER??)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-21 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
......

You shoot... the table... for the food to go there?

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] jackisback 2014-05-21 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
................................

It's still a stupid idea.
acemedium: (pic#7357808)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-21 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[huffs!]

Then let's hear your brilliant idea!

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] jackisback 2014-05-21 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Weapons that do weapon things! Guns that shoot bullets, not cabbages!
acemedium: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-21 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Flame doesn't want to do that!

And cabbages are a weapon anyway!

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] jackisback 2014-05-21 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Coconuts or watermelons would be better.

So we're making food?
acemedium: Never enough stupid jokes about Edgeworth walking (EDGEWORTH CAN WALK?!!?!)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-21 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Cabbages smell worse.... But you have a point.

[AHEM] Looks like it! We've gotta fire people now.

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] jackisback 2014-05-21 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Fire people? But not out of a gun?

[ Smirks ]
acemedium: I got nothing wittier than that (NO U)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-21 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I meant hire!


....But I guess that's always plan b....
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #58)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-21 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
If we really want to do weapon themed foods maybe a grenade that explodes gravy???

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] jackisback 2014-05-21 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Gravy isn't a good weapon.
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #51)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-21 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know if putting weapons and food together is a good idea. . .


But it would make for a good blinding agent.

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] jackisback 2014-05-21 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I... that's true.

[ Flame, you're a genius! ]
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #55)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-21 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[i am]

I don't think it would be very healthy either, but bubblegum could be used as a sticky grenade.

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] jackisback 2014-05-21 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ An evil genius!

Just... stares at him. ]