Tiamat Bank Heist

[soulping]

[You find yourself standing across the street from your bank, though the sign is large enough to read the words:]

BUSINESS HOURS 9am - 7pm

Comments

Round 1

[soulping]

[and behind you, speaks up a potentially familiar Cat]

At what time will you be attempting your heist?

Discussion

[soulping]

Re: Discussion

[fuhrinkaed]

...So when should we go?

Re: Discussion

[likebigboats]

Outside business hours, I'd think.

Re: Discussion

[hyanaimne]

At night.

Decision

[soulping]

Re: Decision

[fuhrinkaed]

[Ten at night, apparently!!]

Round 2

[soulping]

You proceed onto the bank premises during the dead of night...at precisely 10:00pm. No-one seems to be around the premise and, thankfully, no-one seems to be on the streets now either.

However, the bank is quite obviously closed at this time of night and, presumably, locked. You'll have to find a way in.

Re: Round 2

[likebigboats]

So do we just burn the door?

Re: Round 2

[hyanaimne]

That will draw unwanted attention though, yes?

Re: Round 2

[fuhrinkaed]

We could burn it, or blow a hole in it, or like.

...

Burn it.

Or use water.

Or we could go for a window.

Re: Round 2

[likebigboats]

Attention is why we picked this time...but okay. Maybe a window.

Re: Round 2

[soulping]

You continue on through the doors of the bank and find yourself in the foyer. Along both sides are four doors, three of which are marked:

Janitor's Closet
Security Room
Manager's Office

The fourth door is larger than the rest, unmarked and made of metal. A keypad is next to it, though there doesn't seem to be any power running to it.

Re: Round 2

[fuhrinkaed]

...want me to get to work on lasering the big door?

Re: Round 2

[carptricks]

[examining said big door, searching for any other security systems that might be attached to it]

As long as lasering through it won't set off some kind off remote alarm.

Round 3

[soulping]

You successfully open the safe by...completely destroying the door and likely giving yourselves massive migraines in the process. Excellent work, Tiamat. Inside, 91,500,000 yen awaits you.

However, for every free square you have in your case, you can only fit 355,000 yen inside. However, it'll take you some time for all of you to fill the case, and you'll only be able to pick up 710,000 yen at a time.

Time, something you have in very short supply as you suddenly hear sirens growing louder and louder outside...

Start packing.

Re: Round 3

[hyanaimne]

—the hell is that noise?

Re: Round 3

[carptricks]

[police, he could handle police if he had a white suit and a hang glider and a blow up dummy and a pre-prepared escape route--]

That's the police and that noise means we have to hurry!

Re: Round 3

[hyanaimne]

It would figure.

[she's going to (literally) kick Ed awake now]

Re: Round 3

[likebigboats]

[....loot]

Let's dump the whole case.

Re: Round 3

[hyanaimne]

Can we do that? Because by all means.

Re: Round 3

[carptricks]

No, we don't have time!

Re: Round 3

[likebigboats]

Why not? Just turn the case over, then start scooping everything in.

Re: Round 3

[fuhrinkaed]

[zzzz...]

Re: Round 3

[hyanaimne]

[she nudges him with her foot.

Not very nicely]

Ed.