GULGALLANA BANK HEIST

[soulping]

[You are standing in front of a skyscraper. The bank's on the 58th floor. A sign on the front of the building reads:]

Business Hours 9am - 7pm

Comments

Round 1

[inthenude]

[La Torre is standing behind you.]

What time do you begin?

DISCUSSION

[soulping]

Re: DISCUSSION

[debate_avenger]

...Well, ropes are out, then.

[At roughly 640 feet...]

Well, it matters less with Punch around, I suppose.

Re: DISCUSSION

[cihuatlatoani]

We may still use them to tie people up, if necessary.

Re: DISCUSSION

[debate_avenger]

True enough. Ideally we would avoid needing to, but it's possible that we'll end up in a situation where it's required.

Re: DISCUSSION

[cihuatlatoani]

I shall do penance after this is over, regardless.

[acertaingravitas]

I dunno. Probably gonna be noticed goin' up the side. How you wanna do that without drawin' attention?

[debate_avenger]

It'll probably be easier to go unnoticed later at night, but that also means getting in will be a lot harder, too. It might still work as a potential escape plan, though.

[acertaingravitas]

Elevator, maybe? I could walk up the shaft without alerting anyone on the 58th that anyone's comin'.

DECISION

[soulping]

Re: DECISION

[debate_avenger]

6:00 PM.

Round 2

[inthenude]

There are six things that the Lord hates, seven that are an abomination to him. Forget not the Eyes of God.

[La Torre disappears and the day changes to the early evening of 6pm. The skyscraper looms before you. How will you proceed?]

Re: Round 2

[debate_avenger]

[Well, for this part, we're sneaking into the elevator shaft and sitting on top of the elevator. We'll wait there until closing time, whereupon we begin our proper activity: We'll put all our masks on and...

Fade will be using her soulsight to identify targets for Punch, who will break into floor 58 from the elevator shaft and try to catch any guards by surprise with the rope and knife once the last customer leaves.]

Re: Round 2

[inthenude]

[You sit in the elevator shaft and spot not a single guard. The last customer doesn't leave until 6:57. Two tellers and a manager set about performing the closing duties. Do you proceed with your plan?]

WHOOPS missed that edit

[acertaingravitas]

[When all are out from behind the counter, so as not to let them trigger any silent alarms, she will proceed as planned, asking them very politely to get face down on the ground with their hands behind their heads, so that she is not forced to slit any faces, as that would be in poor taste.

Should they comply, she will bind their hands and feet and hang them by their waists from the ceiling. Should they not, she will rush them, attempt to sever the tendons in their ankles, and proceed as aforementioned.]

Re: WHOOPS missed that edit

[inthenude]

[One teller complies! And by your gracious mercy hopefully doesn't have her face split because she'd be quite pretty if she wasn't giving you a death glare.

The other teller and the manager huddle together, whispering to eachother in fearful voices.]

Quicker Betty, she's got a knife...!

[They scream as you cruelly cut their tendons and the manager drops her cellphone. A voice speaks on the line:]

What's your emergency, Miss or Sir?

[acertaingravitas]

[She leans down to pick up the phone, walking to the elevator to ring them up to the 58th floor as she gives the operator a response.]

Oh, sorry! Meant to dial 411. My mistake! I won't take up more of your time.

[She hangs up, and hits the button for the lift. Naughty, naughty, miss manager. Better finish tying the other two up while we wait.]

Round 3

[inthenude]

[You've gained access to the vault! There's a total of 91,500,000 yen in this safe. You can only pack away 710,000 yen per tag. If you dump everything out of your case you can fit a total of 54,670,000 yen in your case. If you choose not to empty your case each available square can hold 355,000 yen.

You hear voices from the emergency stairwell on the outside of the building.]

This is the police! Release the hostages and come out with your hands up!

[acertaingravitas]

...WHO THE FUCK PUTS A FIRE ESCAPE ON A SCYSCRAPER?!

[Just... gonna look up to check for helicopters, because they did come from above.]

[inthenude]

[There is one helicopter flying around above! RA POLICE can be made out written on the bottom of it.]

Re: Round 3

[debate_avenger]

[Okay, first thing's first: The bag. Taking that out of the case and stuffing money inside.]

Punch, Montage! We're sealing ourselves up in the manager's room! Use the desk over to block that door off! Fade, you're with me! We're going to need to get as much as possible here!

Re: Round 3

[cihuatlatoani]

Shouldn't we escape instead of locking ourselves in?

Re: Round 3

[debate_avenger]

Our escape passage would take us directly into their forces. The other escape passage is to go for the window in here, but that's not going to change whether we're barricaded in here or not. Now, we can go for the option to by ourselves time, or we can go for the option that involves jumping directly into the fray.

[And yes, continuing to fill the bag.]

Re: Round 3

[dirtydoll]

[I hate this game I hate this game I hate this game

stuffing money as fast as she can, but seriously:]

What exactly do you expect us to do, wait them out? Hope they'll get bored and go home?

Re: Round 3

[inthenude]

[You have packed away 2,130,000 yen! The police are growing restless.]

We repeat: release your hostages and come out with your hands up or we will use force!