lifehacker: (Put your titties in my hand.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-09-21 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
S'all that matters, really. I'm not here to have a moral victory.
hardertheyfall: (Hentai MMO?)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-21 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
We should probably also take on the civic part. But I don't have any ideas.
lifehacker: (By the mighty shit of Santa Claus.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-09-21 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'm all about anarchy and telling the people in power to go fuck themselves, so I'd encourage protests and freedom of speech.
hardertheyfall: (Why cant i stop shitposting?)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-21 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
I don't see anything wrong with people protesting for what they want, but the chaos can't be good for the city.
lifehacker: (Put your titties in my hand.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-09-21 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Man, we're going for the criminal victory or whatever, right? We can push the higher ups out of power via chaos and take it over using our lower class criminal ring and hold the city in an iron vice via alcoholism.
hardertheyfall: (Where do old people come from?)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-21 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds... like one way to win. So do we use our alcohol smuggling ring to encourage and fund the anarchy to put ourselves into power?
hardertheyfall: (Lesbians eat cheese?)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-21 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
I want to make sure we word it just right.

So we're going to use our underworld influence to start an alcohol smuggling ring. With the money and influence we're going to encourage gangs to stand up against the government for freedom of speech. But then how are we going to take over?
lifehacker: (start rubbing your nipples at him)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-09-21 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Getting our people into those positions of power. Standing up for the poor, the impoverished... the criminal.
hardertheyfall: (Everyone i meet thinks im gay.)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-21 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. I think we've got this. Shall I turn it in?
lifehacker: (By the mighty shit of Santa Claus.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-09-21 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Go for it.

[ Touches his butt gently. ]
hardertheyfall: (Is it normal to eat butter by itself?)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-21 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
You really can't wait, can you?
lifehacker: (By the mighty shit of Santa Claus.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-09-21 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just playing with you. It's called flirting.
hardertheyfall: (Where do whales live?)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-21 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
I can't remember anyone really flirting with me before.
lifehacker: ("Here lies Shit.")

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-09-21 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that was pretty direct.

Besides, you have Liter. For now.
hardertheyfall: (Do you exercise your right to meme?)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-21 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, are you going to try and take Liter from me?

[ Unconsciously flexing his pecs and biceps. ]
lifehacker: (Tickle my meaty ass.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-09-21 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck no, that guy's all yours. I don't want to get more involved in this hot bullshit.
hardertheyfall: (Where do old people come from?)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-21 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'm confused. You don't want to get more involved than wrecking my ass? But you think Liter isn't going to be mine for long?
lifehacker: (Now here comes the wiener!)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-09-21 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
It's called a hook-up - just someone you fuck but that's it.

You and him might break up. Who knows.
hardertheyfall: (Is a chicken a duck if you call it a duc)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-21 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's a lot of pondering here. Because he gets it, sort of, but there's more going on here. ]
hardertheyfall: (Is having a third boob a turn on)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-21 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ And then it really hits him. ]

You're doing this because you want me to be riled up when we have sex.
lifehacker: (Embrace daddy!)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2014-09-21 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

Yeah, I guess so. I do like it a little rough.
hardertheyfall: (I forgot how to person?)

[personal profile] hardertheyfall 2014-09-21 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
I will do my best.