TAKSHAKA SNAKES
[ Suddenly, everyone but the select group you're with disappears from the room. Whoosh. So it looks like you all have to collaborate! And EDEN's effeminate voice sounds a little distressed, chiming in through the TV screen as a question pops up. ]
Some poor people had to turn to the Internet for help! It's awful! You have some good advice, right? Let's help 'em! Just type a reply on the keyboard there.
[ There is also a keyboard on the floor in front of the TV. What? What is technology? ]
Some poor people had to turn to the Internet for help! It's awful! You have some good advice, right? Let's help 'em! Just type a reply on the keyboard there.
[ There is also a keyboard on the floor in front of the TV. What? What is technology? ]

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Unicorns are made unicorns because they want to be one!
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[ON THE FLOOR, belching into his hands, eyes watery, and now dizzy]
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[ WATCHING YOU THROUGH TEARY EYES. and snuggling things but also just really fascinated by pretty rainbows ]
I could be a unicorn if I wanted to.
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[ so firmly ]
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Also, I believe a unicorn is made by removing the horn from a duocorn.
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...But unicorns are magical.
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Everything is magical! Everything is wow and really great!
Right now, a nap would be magical.