CATS
You are on a spaceship.
Most of your time will be spent on the bridge, which is exactly as fancy as you’d expect it to be — it looks a little like this. (The chairs are super comfortable!) Your brand new artificial intelligence — which, if you investigate, you’ll find is housed in a small computer chip — has been implanted into the computer terminal on the back wall. The diagnostics readout displayed along the bottom of the screen tells you that the AI has only been outfitted with the most basic of Stability Cores, and is currently Critically Unstable.
Most of your time will be spent on the bridge, which is exactly as fancy as you’d expect it to be — it looks a little like this. (The chairs are super comfortable!) Your brand new artificial intelligence — which, if you investigate, you’ll find is housed in a small computer chip — has been implanted into the computer terminal on the back wall. The diagnostics readout displayed along the bottom of the screen tells you that the AI has only been outfitted with the most basic of Stability Cores, and is currently Critically Unstable.

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HEY PUMA, CATCH!
[Throws a chocolate at him.]
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[There is having a kind of C R I S I S]
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You okay, Puma?
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They're SPLITTING AI. They're splitting AI when they're doing AI implantations, the-the IDIOTS! The goddamn morons!
[He's scratching at the back of his neck, like it's some tick. You know, the one that's ALWAYS had that port thingy.]
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Is that -- is that bad, it sounds like they're just copying it.
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They always try cloning first.
Then you split because you can't clone an AI. They're too complex, too human.
Split means there's a whole to divide, you don't get wholes from one whole.
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[Grimace.]
They're. Breaking it to make more?
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And how would you go about breaking a human?
[He sounds so. Very certain about it too.]
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....aw man, this got fucked up in a hurry.
[He takes off the tiara.]
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It usually does. People have a hard time respecting AIs.