soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-03-03 03:15 pm

ALECTRYON + TIAMAT

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?
carptricks: (and set this ballroom aglow)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Paint it neon green. That way it sticks out in a crowded traffic jam.
untamedwing: (How droll)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-04 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Grimaces.] That is a horrid color.
carptricks: (It'll start with a smile)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
That's the point.
untamedwing: (Really couldn't care less)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-04 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
No.

[I can't make things ugly.]

[It's one of the few things I'm kind of passionate about.]
carptricks: (the tunnels all around me)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
No? Just like that? Geez. . .
untamedwing: (How droll)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-04 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
If you wish to make the rest unappealing, go ahead, but I won't stand by while something is made to look ugly.

[So fussy!]
carptricks: (And we'll stir)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

We can call the product Destruct-o-Crime.
untamedwing: (Really couldn't care less)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-04 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
How...creative.
carptricks: (So if you believe in magic)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[humming a little tune to himself, before putting it to words]

"Tired of car violence all of the time?
Just plow right through it with Destruct-o-Crime ♥"
untamedwing: (Just a fixture)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-04 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[You are a terrible person.]

That would be the jingle?
carptricks: (We'll dance until morning)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
No, I was just singing because I felt like it. 'Course it's the jingle.
untamedwing: (Really couldn't care less)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-04 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
As good as anything, I suppose.
carptricks: (Believe in the magic)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
We could also run an entire advertising campaign comparing the statistics of those hurt in car violence and those hurt by the Destruct-o-Crime.

[the next part is said wryly]

We might have to adjust the numbers slight so they're more in our favor, but statistics sell.
Edited 2014-03-04 02:26 (UTC)
untamedwing: (Isn't that cute)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-04 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
A little adjustment never hurt anyone. Such things always have extreme outliers.
carptricks: (or rhythm and blues)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
It's all for the sake of good business, after all.

[SO WRY]
untamedwing: (Default)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-04 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Of course.

It should be a sleek design and the color should match the car. Not take up too much space.

[Shooosh, I want to be stylish.]
carptricks: (In a young girls heart)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. Sleek sells just as much as statistics do.
untamedwing: (Really couldn't care less)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-04 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Good.

...we could also customize the basic shape to flow well with the car.
carptricks: (Default)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
That's a good idea. Make it so it doesn't stand out so much.




There's one thing missing, though.
untamedwing: (Just a fixture)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-04 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Writing down what they already have.]

What?
carptricks: (into the velvet sky)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
We need a cute model in a bikini to pose with our product.

[SAGE NOD]
untamedwing: (Really couldn't care less)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-04 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, model I get, but]

What is a bikini? And how does a model sell a product?
carptricks: (if the music is right)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] carptricks 2014-03-04 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
. . .




[he is not explaining sex appeal to krad right now. nope]

Nevermind.
untamedwing: (Just a fixture)

Re: ROUND 2

[personal profile] untamedwing 2014-03-04 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Roosters is team Don't Know Shit.]

...?