soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-03-03 03:16 pm

AMALTHEA

[ you're ushered into a tiny break room, which is SURPRISINGLY WELL LIT! There's some chairs, a single table, fountain pens and inkwells, and a box of (stale) donuts. ]

[ on the table is a single sheet of paper, with the following questions:


TEAM NAME (if made up of multiple teams, choose a new one):

1.) What would you say your skills, as a team are?

2.) How would you define suffering?

3.) How far are you willing to go to achieve victory?

4.) Where do you see yourselves in five years?

5.) What are your team's weaknesses?

6.) What accomplishment are you most proud of?

7.) Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

8.) If you saw another employee stealing from the company, what would you do?

9.) Describe your team.

10.) What motivates you?

11.) What makes you uncomfortable?

12.) Can you say: 'Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper' and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?

13.) If I came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?

14.) Calculate the angle of two clock hands when time is 11:50.

15.) Has a member of your team ever killed another living creature? Did they enjoy it?

talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] malthusian 2014-03-03 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ if you have questions, Nafuna's just hanging around the room, too. ]
goodbyenurse: (I wonder...)

Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] goodbyenurse 2014-03-03 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Will we be inflicting harm upon other teams in this game?
malthusian: (hard times)

Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] malthusian 2014-03-03 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Indirectly, yes. Your performance during training will affect other teams.
goodbyenurse: (Are you high?)

Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] goodbyenurse 2014-03-03 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
However, we shall not be directly responsible for hurting them.
malthusian: (grapes of wrath)

Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] malthusian 2014-03-03 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You will not actively choose to do so, no.
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Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] goodbyenurse 2014-03-04 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
How high is our actual Budget capable of going?
malthusian: (grapes of wrath)

Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] malthusian 2014-03-04 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Let's put it this way -- raising the budget to cover everything sufficiently would have us operating at a very slight loss.
goodbyenurse: (I wonder...)

Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] goodbyenurse 2014-03-04 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
I see. And what countries do we export goods to?
malthusian: (oliver twist)

Re: talk to fairy maybe

[personal profile] malthusian 2014-03-04 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
For the purposes of this exercise, I am in ownership of all big business in the world. We export to practically everyone.