BARGHEST
[You exit the parlor through a doorway in your team's color and find yourself in some kind of entry hall. Aside from the one behind you, there are four doors - one on each of the side walls, and two opposite the entrance - each with an image carved into it. They're a bit hard to make out, however, since only one torch on the far wall is lit, lending the place a gloomy atmosphere. What you can see is that the room, once richly decorated, is now a mess; the walls are covered in peeling, royal purple wallpaper, and great swaths of the ceiling are coated with sticky cobwebs. The floor is covered with large marble tiles, inlaid with some kind of swirling design in glittering gold - but sadly, it too is out of shape. The tiles seem to shift a bit under your weight, and some of them are even missing altogether.
If you try the doors you'll find that all of them are locked, and no amount of manhandling can get them to budge.]
[OOC: This game is a treasure hunt/dungeon crawl! Your characters will be exploring the rooms they pass through and facing different challenges in each one. Some rooms will be exploratory, others will have specific rules! The goal is just to reach the end. Teams will be scored on things like teamwork, cleverness, creativity, etc.
Skills are ON, but there will be penalties if you mess up Knut's castle. He lives here, you know!]
If you try the doors you'll find that all of them are locked, and no amount of manhandling can get them to budge.]
[OOC: This game is a treasure hunt/dungeon crawl! Your characters will be exploring the rooms they pass through and facing different challenges in each one. Some rooms will be exploratory, others will have specific rules! The goal is just to reach the end. Teams will be scored on things like teamwork, cleverness, creativity, etc.
Skills are ON, but there will be penalties if you mess up Knut's castle. He lives here, you know!]

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[ but anyway. ]
We're all goin'.
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You're freakin' hilarious. Go ahead, be a jerk and sink our boat. At this point I'd almost prefer it to possessing you and eating your soul- this'll be much funner.
[WHOOP THERE IT IS]
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See, wasn't I all like, we should have burned this down? Like, all of it? Now we've gotta kill creepy soul eaters and I don't have my torch and I bet they don't even taste any good.
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[Back to the creepy soul eater.]
This is another puzzle, isn't it? Do you know what we did to the last puzzle that got in our way? You want to join the door and the wall in the broken pile of shit we're about to beat, right?
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What the fuck're you gonna do, sweetheart? We're already dead, you can't touch us!
[while it's laughing it's ghostly head off, suddenly one of the other apparitions speaks up.]
Can't get you...if we're out...numbered. Or...even.
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That works... The boat'll come back, right?
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Hey, fuck you, man, we LIVE here. We gotta EAT, man. Can you blame us?
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With one guy to eat. And there's three of you. So which of you is gonna get the last meal you'll ever have?
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...ya could just try and solve the puzzle, dude. 's just math.
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And you'll have to spend it all looking at each other on this spot and going "That bastard took my last meal I will ever, ever have, all because I wanted to play riddles."
Do we have a deal?!
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[the slow-talking spirit softly chimes in] ...you've...got serious...anger issues.
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He's been known ta' freeze his enemies right in their tracks.
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Go, Lepus. [ here he is. trying to hand him lupus, too. ]
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