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EPONA ESTATES

[ A small team-coloured building awaits in front of you, ready for you to assume direct control! Can your business withstand the turbulent waters of capitalism? ]

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Uhm. . . . . to get the most profits our product should appeal to the whole demographic spectrum, but realistically that's not possible. . . what about food, though? Everyone eats food.

Food or weapons...

. . . . m-mm. . . .

. . . . . . I'd rather not. . . . make things to hurt people. . . . .

That tiny fairy isn't just cute, she's totally ruthless! Being a ruthless businessman is the only way to win!

But I guess we can ruthlessly make food, then!

Business is a different kind of ruthless . . . ah, okay. What kind of food should we focus on first?

What about an all-in-one meal with all the nutrients that moms care about but all the taste kids care about?

A kid's meal? [nnnnods] I think that would be a good idea. So it should be a food that kids like. . . something that isn't too hard to make, either.

No, not just for kids! For everyone. But tasty. And it fills you up for the whole day.

Oh, okay!

. . . hhm. . . . We'll need craftsmen for that, but what about miners? Since they have the cheapest rates we could hire some of them too. . .

We should hire miners.... and security, and clerks, and probably some advertising, too....

If it's advertising, maybe we could do that. . .

That's true! I bet I could come up with a killer ad!

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wingtamer - 2014-05-21 21:39 (UTC) - Expand

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acemedium - 2014-05-21 21:43 (UTC) - Expand

What sort of weapons are you thinking about?

We could compromise and have a machinegun with a feeding setting...

........... I don't think that's a good idea.

Why not? You could fight and feed your kids!

But why?

Why not? Step 1, shoot or feed.

Step 2, ????

Profit!

But what if you accidentally shot your kid?

......

You shoot... the table... for the food to go there?

................................

It's still a stupid idea.

[huffs!]

Then let's hear your brilliant idea!

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jackisback - 2014-05-21 20:58 (UTC) - Expand

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acemedium - 2014-05-21 21:12 (UTC) - Expand

If we really want to do weapon themed foods maybe a grenade that explodes gravy???

Gravy isn't a good weapon.

I don't know if putting weapons and food together is a good idea. . .

But it would make for a good blinding agent.

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