soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-05-21 12:24 pm

EPONA ESTATES

[ A small team-coloured building awaits in front of you, ready for you to assume direct control! Can your business withstand the turbulent waters of capitalism? ]
acemedium: i'm serious i will puff them (don't make me puff my cheeks at you)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-21 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
There's nothing shady about our delicious food!
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #54)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-21 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
But we could up our security and safety measures. . .
acemedium: (I put on my robe and magatama)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-21 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
That's true... but is it going to be enough for Inspector Jerkface?
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #58)

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[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-21 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhm. . . .the problem is the people want to find something bad about our company, and they're paying Inspector Jerkface. It's not enough for us to say "we've changed" because they're looking for a reason to hate us, not for us to improve ourselves. The moment word gets out, no matter what our reputation will take a hit?
acemedium: (forgot who was phone WHERE WAS BURGER??)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-21 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
So basically, we should bribe them...?

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[personal profile] jackisback 2014-05-21 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Push him into one of the vats.

[ He's not real. ]
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #22)

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[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-21 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ wait what ]

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[ flame don't look at me like that ]
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #41)

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[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-21 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It's one thing to bribe them to get them off our case - but if anyone finds out we'll be in even bigger trouble! A-and they'll definitely find out about it!

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They won't find out if we don't say anything.

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acemedium: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-21 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
We can't do that! [surely a moral outburst of rage is sure to follow!]
acemedium: (oh he diiiiiidn't girlfrien)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-21 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
....That'd make us look even shadier. They'd probably send more guys in.

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[personal profile] jackisback 2014-05-21 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
That'll save us some money on meat.

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You wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

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wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #54)

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[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-21 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
If we were an older company it wouldn't be such a problem because we'd have a loyal following of clientele! But since we're new, it might be best to bribe them.

But it would also be good if we upped our security and safety measures too - it's a big point of criticism for us, after all.
acemedium: (pic#7357751)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-21 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Good thinking!

I was wondering if we should build a railroad to get our products out more, too.
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #55)

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[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-21 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be good! If our efficiency went up we could work everyone more efficiently and get more profit.
Edited 2014-05-21 22:16 (UTC)
acemedium: seriously who the fuck is this girl (TOTALLY UNRECOGNIZABLE)

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Yep! Maybe we should hire a few more people... like craftsmen, if we're going to be making more flavors.

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acemedium: (Default)

Re: TURN-IN

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-21 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Company Name; Wham Bam Delicious Ham

Raise Security + Safety level -> 4 (140$)
Bribe inspector (300$)
Build Railroad (200$)
Hire 2 miners (10$) 2 craftsmen (20$)

Total: 670$ spent (if he refuses bribe and they can't reach a compromise Epona will push him into a vat of acid while no one else is around and maybe Flame can forge the report maybe)

Adding two new flavors: Pizza and Chicken Nuggets

New Advertisement: It's Breakfast! It's Lunch! No.. it's Supermealy! All the nutrients to get you through the day and fill you right up with all the deliciousness of the tastiest meal! Now in three flavors, burger, pizza, or chicken nuggets! Fills you with energy so that you can take on any obstacle, and fills you with deliciousness to keep your stomach happy and singing! Feed your kids! Feed your wife! Heck, even feed yourself.... there's enough flavor and fun to keep you satisfied for a whole day! Now in three different flavors! And it's good for you!

Warning: Please take on obstacles responsibly. Epona Estates is in no way responsible for any negative repercussions of taking on obstacles. They can take credit for any positive repercussions, however. Please eat responsibly.
Edited 2014-05-21 22:59 (UTC)
acemedium: (gettin reel tired of your cold mask Nick)

Re: EVENT

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-21 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess we'll bribe him...