soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-05-21 12:24 pm

EPONA ESTATES

[ A small team-coloured building awaits in front of you, ready for you to assume direct control! Can your business withstand the turbulent waters of capitalism? ]

FINAL DAY

[personal profile] malthusian 2014-05-22 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
With the backing of Clever Mouse Incorporated, elements supporting the continuation of slavery in Columbia have achieved victory over the opposition. Meanwhile, the short, bloody civil war in Tartaria winds down, with Rose Designs standing firmly on the side of the victorious Republican army.

As a result of these victories, Teutonia formally signs an alliance with Latium and Al-Andalus, while Kemet and the United Empire increase piracy actions against Columbia. On that front, all-out war has been avoided by the refusal of Smooshables to aid in constructing weapons of war, instead opting to start a highly popular line of charming and cute collectable toys. Cathay stews in decadence, the country quickly becoming more and more backwards even as it becomes richer, and Yamato bides their time….

War is almost a certainty. The flames of liberty have been ignited and quickly smothered, and all nations stand with bated breath, waiting for someone else to make the first move. Today, 1848 draws to a close, and though liberalism has only brought change in two countries, its effects will be profound.

Once more, all around the world, people turn to their distractions, not wanting to face the world of the future.


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THE GOVERNMENT HAS PAID YOU 500 MONIES FOR YOUR AID.


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HIRE WORKERS - $VARIABLE/day per worker, see below
SWITCH PRODUCTION - change one type of production to another type, $300 flat cost
EXPAND FACTORY - add a type of production, $500 flat cost
SECURITY MEASURES - add 1 level of security for $20/day per level
SAFETY MEASURES - add 1 level of safety for $20/day per level
INCREASE WAGES - increase the wage of workers by whatever amount you choose
DECREASE WAGES - decrease the wage of workers by whatever amount you choose
INDUSTRIAL SPIES - send agents to other factories, $15/day per agent sent
INDUSTRIAL SABOTAGE - expend agents in other factories to PERFORM SABOTAGE. The more agents, the higher the rate of success and damage.
BUILD RAILROAD - builds a railroad obv, flat $200 cost
PURCHASE LAND - you may purchase land to use for whatever you want for 1000 MONIES. 1500 if you are in YAMATO, and 500 if you are in COLUMBIA.
RESEARCH - Spend $500 MONIES/DAY for a chance to have a TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH.
OTHER - do you want to do a thing not listed here? write it in and you'll be given a price

You must also ASSIGN WORKERS. Once assigned, workers will cost you MONIES PER DAY, which can be decreased or increased with the above options. All workers will improve profit, with advertisers, clerks, and craftsmen having the most direct effect, and administrators and miners being second by increasing efficiency. Security's effectiveness depends on how many SECURITY MEASURES you have taken.


Administration ($25/day) - 2
Advertising ($20/day) - 2
Clerks ($15/day) - 4
Security ($15/day) - 4
Craftsmen ($10/day) - 8
Miners ($5/day) - 8

CURRENT MONIES - 3010 MONIES


FACTORY STATS: WHAM BAM DELICIOUS HAM

PRODUCING: STRANGE FOOD GUNS
EXPENDITURE: $490
GAIN: $1000
EFFICIENCY: 48%
DISSENT: 30%
POPULARITY: 20

SAFETY LEVEL 4
SECURITY LEVEL 4
RAILROADS 1
Edited 2014-05-22 03:11 (UTC)
acemedium: I got nothing wittier than that (NO U)

Re: DISCUSSIONE

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-22 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
But I had a disclaimer!!!
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #58)

Re: DISCUSSIONE

[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-22 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
. . . . how do you kill someone with teriyaki chicken. . . . .
acemedium: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

Re: DISCUSSIONE

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-22 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
We were framed!
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #54)

Re: DISCUSSIONE

[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-22 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe this is a scam. . . .
acemedium: (STEEL SAMURAI 3: JUDGEMENT SLICE?)

Re: DISCUSSIONE

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-22 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! Nafuna said our disclaimer still stands!
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #58)

Re: DISCUSSIONE

[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-22 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
I guess they're out of luck. . . . poor guy though.
acemedium: this isn't awkward at all (Soooo about that AJ)

Re: DISCUSSIONE

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-22 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[solemnly:]

Some things aren't meant to be shot from a gun into a man's mouth....
Edited 2014-05-22 04:13 (UTC)
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #50)

Re: DISCUSSIONE

[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-22 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmm. . . .
acemedium: no seriously what's with all the noseless art (MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARING NOSES?!)

Re: DISCUSSIONE

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-22 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I was thinking... Aside from the disclaimer, we should up our popularity with advertising just in case someone gets any ideas about coming after us....
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #55)

Re: DISCUSSIONE

[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-22 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that would be a good idea. This is going to take hit on our reputation regardless of the outcome, so getting more advertisements is smart.
acemedium: U BETTER CHECK  YOURSELF BEFORE U WRECK YOURSELF (BITCHES GONNA GET POINTED AT)

Re: DISCUSSIONE

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-22 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
We need to hire more advertisers! And make them work their butts off!
wingtamer: (PLACEHOLDER #58)

Re: DISCUSSIONE

[personal profile] wingtamer 2014-05-22 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
If they're going to work hard, we should raise their wages, too.
acemedium: (pic#6759627)

Re: DISCUSSIONE

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-22 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
That's right, we've gotta give them incentive..
acemedium: (Default)

Re: TURN IN

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-22 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
First of all, Wham Blam Delicious Ham industries would like to stress their disclaimer, that they are in no way responsible for any negative repercussions of their products. This disclaimer has been there since Day 1, and furthermore, the Hunger Strikers were created for self-defense against war, the food aspect was introduced for the good of all soldiers and peoples in need of self-defense. Wham Bam Delicious Ham is in no way responsible or culpable for those who use the Hunger Strikers or Supermealies irresponsibly. Loading skewers into the Blam Sandwich compartment meant for food such as sandwiches is extremely dangerous and should have never been attempted.

Secondly, Epona hires 8 more advertisers and ups the wages to 100$/day under the condition that they work their hardest on the popular campaign for the Hunger Strikers, emphasizing the good the product can do for self-defense in these dangerous times of war and strife, and the usefulness, convenience, and brilliance of the food compartment aspect. They are also to emphasize the disclaimer, that Wham Bam Delicious Ham is in no way responsible for any negative repercussions of their products, especially through irresponsible use. The advertisers will only get their money if they succeed in their popularity campaign!

8 Advertisers hired.
10 Advertisers total paid at 100$ Each
Total: 1000$
Edited 2014-05-22 04:33 (UTC)

EVENTTE

[personal profile] malthusian 2014-05-22 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ While using one of your new ''''FOOD GUNS'''', someone shot someone in the heart with a TERIYAKI CHICKEN SKEWER, causing death.

You are being SUED for ALL YOU OWN. Do you attempt to shift the blame, leverage your popularity to overturn the lawsuit, or hire a lawyer for 1500 MONIES? ]