soulping ([personal profile] soulping) wrote2014-05-21 12:24 pm

EPONA ESTATES

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Re: TURN IN

[personal profile] acemedium 2014-05-22 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
First of all, Wham Blam Delicious Ham industries would like to stress their disclaimer, that they are in no way responsible for any negative repercussions of their products. This disclaimer has been there since Day 1, and furthermore, the Hunger Strikers were created for self-defense against war, the food aspect was introduced for the good of all soldiers and peoples in need of self-defense. Wham Bam Delicious Ham is in no way responsible or culpable for those who use the Hunger Strikers or Supermealies irresponsibly. Loading skewers into the Blam Sandwich compartment meant for food such as sandwiches is extremely dangerous and should have never been attempted.

Secondly, Epona hires 8 more advertisers and ups the wages to 100$/day under the condition that they work their hardest on the popular campaign for the Hunger Strikers, emphasizing the good the product can do for self-defense in these dangerous times of war and strife, and the usefulness, convenience, and brilliance of the food compartment aspect. They are also to emphasize the disclaimer, that Wham Bam Delicious Ham is in no way responsible for any negative repercussions of their products, especially through irresponsible use. The advertisers will only get their money if they succeed in their popularity campaign!

8 Advertisers hired.
10 Advertisers total paid at 100$ Each
Total: 1000$
Edited 2014-05-22 04:33 (UTC)