[Maya's Heart]

[soulping]

[Everything goes white, almost blindingly, as you enter Eveningstar's heart.... it's so overwhelming that you forget, for a moment, what you're doing, why you're here, and details about yourself start to slip---]

[but then it all stops, abruptly, and your senses return to you]

[OOC: Channel is #quitplayingames]

Comments

[gandere]

I guess a step-ladder? Is there really a difference between the two?

[ To Wren: ] What do you--oh, never mind. I just realized I don't care what you think.

[pchaaair]

[wow rude rin!!!]

I—I was going to say step-ladder, too.

[soulping]

Hmph. Not bad. Very well, next question.

What do you do with a badge?

>Sell it
>Flash it
>Hang it on the wall

[gandere]

[ PRESENTS HER BADGE LIKE A CHAMPION ]

[pchaaair]

[POINTS AT RIN

YOU DO THAT THING.]

[soulping]

...Well, you certainly seem to understand the fundamental action of defense attorneys. Fine. Final question.

Points are made with
>Calm, rational discussion
>TABLE-SLAMMING AND POINTING
>SWEATS PROFUSELY

[gandere]

No sweating. [ SHE REMINDS HER BUDDY. ]

... I'm going to have to shout a lot and beat up this poor table, aren't I? Oh well, we can do it.

[pchaaair]

I am not sweating.

I am assuming that you will have to yell a lot, though. Like, uh... hold it, and objection, and take that?

[soulping]

......... I suppose you're qualified. Very well, is the prosecution ready?

[As in on cue, someone appears at the other bench. For some reason, you can't make them out, but you do see that they are wearing a lot of frills and is probably a snooty jerk]

[you can feel a derisive look being sent your way]

What a waste of my time.

[gandere]

You're a waste of time. [ Smooth comebacks over here. ]

[pchaaair]

Yeah. I mean, you are just standing over there, acting like a weird old guy, or something, and not actually starting the session? Or, whatever it may be called.

[soulping]

I would watch the attitude if I were you two.

You two are trespassers in this place!

[gandere]

No, we're defense attorneys. Geez, for someone who is meant to be the prosecution, you really suck at the details.

[pchaaair]

Is this where we present evidence that we are actually defense attorneys? Like... uh.

We should flash our badges!

[soulping]

[The Judge pipes up:] Have a care how you speak, Miss Schooler. Otherwise, I might have to penalize you.

[The prosecutor just laughs derisively] No, in this entire place. All of you who came in here.. you're intruders. You're here to destroy everything!

[gandere]

Why is everyone picking on us just for trying to help? [ FLASHES HER BADGE AGAIN BECAUSE WREN BROUGHT IT UP, SEEMS LIKE A GREAT IDEA. ]

See? We're here to help!

[pchaaair]

[quietly:] Maybe they are the splinters.

[and then a bit louder:] We are here to help, okay. If we wanted to destroy everything, we would be causing all of those cracks, and weird tendrils, but do you see any tendrils or cracks on me, and Schooler? I mean, Schooler is kind of weird, sometimes, but she does not actually put cracks in things.

[he thinks.]

[soulping]

[no this is just how it is in for defense attorneys]

I only see you both blundering in here parading as defense attorneys. Do you have any other <font color="orange'>evidence</font> that you're trying to help?

[gandere]

The trial hasn't even started and you want evidence? Sheesh.

Why don't you get this thing started so I can show you up?

[pchaaair]

The sooner this starts, the sooner we can prove that we are actually helping. So, please stop being weird, and grumpy, and let us start?

[soulping]

The trial has started.

Your evidence. Now.

[The Judge seems to agree!]

[gandere]

Are they... [ Groaning as she looks through the evidence.

... presents THE BURGER ??? ]

[pchaaair]

I think they are serious.

Uh. Take that!? Am I saying that right.

[soulping]

[UNIMPRESSIVE]

And your argument with presenting this burger is....?

[they both seem to be losing patience]

[gandere]

This is Eveningstar's favorite food!

... if we weren't here to help her, how would we know that?