ALECTRYON '''ASS'''ETS

[soulping]

[ A small team-coloured building awaits in front of you, ready for you to assume direct control! Can your business withstand the turbulent waters of capitalism? ]

Comments

[lifehacker]

I dunno all the teams yet, but you can give me the sass instead.

So, what comes out of a factory that never stops being useful? Cars, toys for kids... dildos...

[notsuperman]

I think car factories shut down all the time, so it might not be the best of ideas. But they'd probably be more stable than producing cheesecake, at least.

Technology sells pretty well, but it's also outdated quickly...

[lifehacker]

Dildo factory, then.

[untamedwing]

It doesn't sound like a timeless object if I don't know what it is.

Caskets are pretty universal and it would be in line for how she talks.

[notsuperman]

...Caskets isn't a bad idea. Everyone needs one of those, assuming they don't get cremated or become a tree or whatever.

[untamedwing]

If we did basic designs, it could still be used for transport to cremation as well.

Though the tree is a challenge to apply it.

[notsuperman]

...Actually, now that I think about it, you might have to be cremated before they plant you with a seed. So if we hit the cremation market as well as the burial one, that might be enough.

[untamedwing]

So caskets and perhaps the burners?

[notsuperman]

Can we produce multiple things? I'd think specialization would be the key to efficiency.

[untamedwing]

It does cost more to produce more than one product. The expand the factory option.

We can start with the caskets and expand if we need too?

[notsuperman]

Sounds like a plan. We should probably heavily invest in our first product, since we'll win if we make the most profit, and then use those profits to expand.

[lifehacker]

Yeah, but mine's funnier.

It's a plastic dick.

[untamedwing]

...

No.

[lifehacker]

Come on, man. Some people buy them for like $100! The really crazy dragon ones!

[untamedwing]

No.

[lifehacker]

No fun allowed.

Except yours involves real wood, which is a problem.

[untamedwing]

[Is mister no fun.]

And why is that?

[lifehacker]

'cause of environmental protection and shit.

[notsuperman]

...Well, can't say it's not somewhat fitting.

[ COCKS PRODUCING DILDOS... ]

[lifehacker]

[ Hehehehehehe, he's trying to turn a grim game into something hilarious. ]

Well, you green teamies are the bosses here, really.

[notsuperman]

Technically, I think we're all supposed to be in charge...but if Arim's uncomfortable with it, we should probably pick something else.

[lifehacker]

He looks like he got a dildo lost in his ass a long time ago.

But if he wants to do caskets, sure. Real... not morbid.

[notsuperman]

...That's a image I really don't want to have.

But he's got a point, people always need to bury people...

[lifehacker]

We could even do funeral catering on the side.

[notsuperman]

Now that's an interesting side-business.