[Maya's Heart]
[Everything goes white, almost blindingly, as you enter Eveningstar's heart.... it's so overwhelming that you forget, for a moment, what you're doing, why you're here, and details about yourself start to slip---]
[but then it all stops, abruptly, and your senses return to you]
[OOC: Channel is #quitplayingames]
[but then it all stops, abruptly, and your senses return to you]
[OOC: Channel is #quitplayingames]

THIRD PSYCHELOCK - COURTROOM
[specifically, you find yourself stuck behind the defense bench. Powers are off, you can't leave the bench, and the only things you have provided to you are the pieces of evidence you picked up and your shiny badge.]
[The judge's bench is so high up you can't see the face of the of the judge, but whoever it bangs their gavel and calls out decisively:]
Court is now in session for Miss Eveningstar of Epona. And you are... Miss Schooler of Epona, I presume?
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Yes, that's me.
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[G...lancing... over...]
Do you know how human court works?
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I suspect that even if I did, it's nothing like human court whatsoever. This isn't natural.
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It's... not? Okay. Well. I guess we can roll with it, and, uh, see what happens.
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I'm not sure you're ready for court. Let's test your knowledge before we continue.
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But, I guess we probably should.
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Is it a
>Ladder
>Step-ladder
>SWEATS PROFUSELY
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[ Muttering to Wren: ] No sweating.
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Um. Okay. No sweating. There is absolutely no sweating here, that was happening, or will happen.
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[The Judge is eying Tavros critically...]
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[ To Wren: ] What do you--oh, never mind. I just realized I don't care what you think.
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I—I was going to say step-ladder, too.
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What do you do with a badge?
>Sell it
>Flash it
>Hang it on the wall
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YOU DO THAT THING.]
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Points are made with
>Calm, rational discussion
>TABLE-SLAMMING AND POINTING
>SWEATS PROFUSELY
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... I'm going to have to shout a lot and beat up this poor table, aren't I? Oh well, we can do it.
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I am assuming that you will have to yell a lot, though. Like, uh... hold it, and objection, and take that?
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[As in on cue, someone appears at the other bench. For some reason, you can't make them out, but you do see that they are wearing a lot of frills and is probably a snooty jerk]
[you can feel a derisive look being sent your way]
What a waste of my time.
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You two are trespassers in this place!
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WITNESS TESTIMONY
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INSTRUCTIONS
-You're the defense attorney! You have a badge, and you can access any evidence in the Court Record, including what other people have brought up!
-You may use the evidence to make points or counter-points against any prosecution argument, no matter what it is!
IE: The Prosecution accuses YOU of stealing something!
Present -> Evidence -> Creepy monkey head
OBJECTION! I couldn't steal it because I was too busy being creeped out by this monkey head!
OR you can try to present evidence to the Judge to try to soften them up.
IE: Present -> Evidence -> Steak dinner!
Bear in mind there may be consequences. You can take penalties if you answer incorrectly. However, there is merit in going as ridiculous as you can.
-When making a point, be sure to slam your desk, point, yell OBJECTION! or TAKE THAT! Gusto and presentation matter.
-When pressing for details, be sure to yell HOLD IT!