hiyo haato

[soulping]

Heart starts at 5:30!

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For the non-combatants!!!

[soulping]

[ Suddenly, there's a loud honking sound and the crash of metal on metal. Looking behind you, you'll see... the Guide, climbing out of a van, which he would have appeared to have driven in reverse... right into the crashed bus. ]

S-Sirs, madams—! I hope I am not too late.

[ He races to the back of the double-doors and opens it. Out tumble gigantic water pistols as he hauls out a cooler, the lid of which he flings back to reveal tons of water balloons. ]

Hurry! For those of you who can't fight—arm yourselves! I have taken the liberty of filling these with holy water—even creatures as foul as these cannot withstand its purity!

[ Even as he speaks, a piranha swoops down at him, overlarge jaws open and ready to bite. He scuttles to get out of the way. ]

This is the last that I can do for you! Everything else—I leave it in your hands!

Player Reaction

[soulping]

Re: Player Reaction

[littleluck]

Mr. Guide!!

[;o;]

Thank you! Don't get eaten by the fishie!

Re: Player Reaction

[soulping]

And you, too, madam! You must be extra careful. A goddess such as yourself is in particular danger, especially without her shinki.

[ SAVE KOFUKU 2k15 ]

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[feytality]

[Locks and loads one of those waterguns]

We'll take it from here, weird driver!

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[soulping]

[ well that just makes him FUSSY ]

I am The Guide, Madam!!!

Re: Player Reaction

[secare]

( nevermind that he's a sword right now, but. . .

what
the
fuck. )

Re: Player Reaction

[sweatypalms]

These small fries are all you've got?!

[ STILL SHOUTING AT THAT JACKASS UP THERE ]

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[robitussin]

[grabbing a bunch of water balloons, then, while trying to avoid any monsters]

Re: Player Reaction

[featherduster]

[ SALUTES ]

We'll take care of it!

[ He's arming himself with one of those water guns.... and popping a water balloon over his speedloaders, while he's at it. ]

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[eluvianathema]

Ma serannas, friend!

[arming herself with a water gun and some balloons, and then she raises her voice so everyone can hear her:]

Everyone! I've come with some potions and elixirs that may help in our battle. I don't have enough for everyone, but if you're badly injured, call for me and I can deliver one to you.

[she quickly lists the available potions in her pouch, for reference]

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[nodo]

I don't think we've met but thank you for these.

[ Time to arm himself with the water pistols. These look absolutely ridiculous but what he can remember his abilities do is not what he needs to do to Roc. ]

Re: Player Reaction

[unlimitedcoffee]

[ Well, since he doesn't have any special powers, a water gun sounds pretty nice to pick up right about now. This feels hauntingly familiar. ]

Thanks for the gear.

Re: Player Reaction

[ladychapels]

[ popping a water balloon over her hands with a flippant salute towards the Guide ]

Player Action

[soulping]

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[feytality]

So you wanna play rough, huh?

Say hello to my little friend!

[SPRAYS EVERYTHING WITH WATER]

Re: Player Action

[littleluck]

[At first she attempts to use the water balloons, but she ends up tripping and hitting someone else in the head instead.

So she tries to use the water pistols, but is definitely losing control there, water flying everywhere and anywhere, hitting who knows what . . . look, she has her bad luck spilling skill on okay.

She might also be tossing cash at demons too. Maybe some demons are weak against money. Who knows.]

I-I-I'm coming Hiyorin!

Re: Player Action

[featherduster]

[ WATERGUNNING THE HELL OUTTA THINGS, mostly attempting to keep the ayakashi away from anyone

His aim is as good as ever, so he at least has that going for him ]

Re: Player Action

[robitussin]

[lobbing as many water balloons as she can towards them]

Eat shit.

Re: Player Action

[wherethewildthingsare]

[Well.

When he keeps his fingers apart, his hands are not unlike claws, in the hardened state.

HORRIBLE JET BLACK MONSTER CLAWS

And he's trying to shred as many of the small fry as he can.

He mad.]

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[sweatypalms]

[ SLICING MASKED SHIT UPPPPP. so much easier with twice the blades.

of course, he still makes an attempt to jump at the barrier and stab through it. STAB STAB STAB. THIS WORKED LAST BOSS FIGHT. C'MON. ]

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[eluvianathema]

[fiddling with the water gun, curious]

How does it work, exactl--

[accidentally sprays an arc into the air, at least partially in the direction of the ayakashi]

--lyyy?????

Re: Player Action

[unlimitedcoffee]

[ Taking aim at whatever he can with the waterguns and firing to ward things off. ]

Re: Player Action

[nodo]

I don't mind a little rough treatment now and again, except when it involves people who don't deserve on the receiving end.

[ That said, he'll be shooting at the akayashi. ]

Re: Player Action

[ladychapels]

[ then she bounces another balloon in her hand, and hurls it towards the priest boy. who cares about the small fry. ]