TAKSHAKA BANK HEIST

[soulping]

You stand on the 15th floor of a tall, tall building; across the hall is your targetted bank. A sign stands in front:

Business Hours 9am - 7pm

Comments

ROUND 1

[aerious]

A little girl passes by in a business suit and tie . . . she looks familiar?

She winks in your direction, pointing to the sign, and then leaves. As she goes, you can hear the ghost of a question;

"When will you start?"

DISCUSSION

[aerious]

Re: DISCUSSION

[takewing]

Errrr . . .

[how does i rob bank]

The later the better, I assume!

Re: DISCUSSION

[barrette]

That does sound best... Around closing?

Re: DISCUSSION

[takewing]

Later than that! I'd say, er, around midnight.

Re: DISCUSSION

[barrette]

How will we get in? The doors are bound to be locked and have an alarm system.

Re: DISCUSSION

[experiencepoints]

[I'M HERE]

I didn't expect this from us...

Re: DISCUSSION

[takewing]

Not even Takshaka expects Takshaka.

Re: DISCUSSION

[experiencepoints]

Clearly.

Re: DISCUSSION

[takewing]

[nightingale help i don't want to do this WHERE IS MY BOYFRIEND WHEN I NEED HIM]

At least we won't have to hurt anybody . . .

Re: DISCUSSION

[barrette]

Neither will anyone else!

Re: DISCUSSION

[experiencepoints]

Well, I guess that's... technically true...

Re: DISCUSSION

[barrette]

And they'll definitely not be expecting people in superhero costumes to rob them!

. . . Oh. We didn't grab a costume for you.

DECISION

[aerious]

Re: DECISION

[takewing]

We'll make our attempt at midnight.

ROUND 2

[aerious]

You decide to make your attempt at midnight; by this point, the bank is closed and the doors are locked shut, but there are still people roaming around in the halls; this is a business building after all with people working at different timezones. Thankfully it seems your floor is not so busy. . . . .

What do you do?

Re: ROUND 2

[takewing]

[BUT WHY PEOPLE]

Er . . . Hm . . . Let's see if there are any other entrances.

Re: ROUND 2

[experiencepoints]

We're all pretty small. A window might work too.

Re: ROUND 2

[takewing]

[LOOKING AROUND FOR ONE . . .]

Re: ROUND 2

[aerious]

There are windows but they are also sealed shut from the inside. . . unless you decide to go outside and scale the building, of course, but that's kind of ridiculous.

ROUND 3

[aerious]

[You've gained access to the vault! There's a total of 91,500,000 yen in this safe. You can only pack away 710,000 yen per tag. If you dump everything out of your case you can fit a total of 54,670,000 yen in your case. If you choose not to empty your case each available square can hold 355,000 yen.

. . . strangely, a red light seems to be flickering from the vault door. Who knows what that is even.]

Re: ROUND 3

[takewing]

[GOTTA GO QUICK GOTTA MOVE FAST.]

[Keeping the oil, lighter, marbles, flour, rope w/grappling hook, tool kit, welding mask, and plasma cutter. DUMPING THE REST, and quickly shovelling money in!]

Re: ROUND 3

[aerious]

You quickly dump everything and shovel money in as quickly as you can. In the meantime, you can hear a sort of trill, faint and distant in the background but somehow still piercing. Feet begin to shuffle around quickly, much more quickly than the leisurely pace the few people in this building had been moving around in before. . .

Re: ROUND 3

[takewing]

[MORE SHOVELLING, MORE SHOVELLING]

Re: ROUND 3

[aerious]

QUICKLY GO GO GO. You can hear the elevator (if. . . if you know what that is :|a) begin to move, and shuffling on the emergency staircase. . . . they're getting closer, whoever they are.